In case you haven’t heard, the US is weathering a Polar Freeze right now, but just because the weather outside is frightful doesn’t mean there aren’t any opportunities to have a little fun. Check out these videos of one creative owner putting his toys to work after the jump!

There are always celebrities at SEMA, but how many times in your life will you have an opportunity to get to tell the furiously foul-mouthed drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket what to do? “Please stand in front of the Jeep, sir.” For the record, he’s a nice guy—with a handshake like a vice.

We’re going to apologize straight up—there aren’t any Jeeps in these photos. And the KTM X-Bow the stunning Hankook Tire Girl is standing in front of? If it ever winds up off the tarmac, that means you’ve made a big mistake. But we felt you’d get a kick out of these shots anyway.