Goose

There's a driver in there. It's just Gary Coleman, that's why you can't see him.

Suffolk JK

Look at it this way...it's got a D44 front and D60 rear. So, it is 4WD and MIGHT come with a selectable transfer case.

So...

You can definitely remove the side skirts, front and rear bumper trims, and tires/rims...sell them to a ricer who owns a current JK, and buy your lift kit and new smaller wheels/bigger tires. Then, have a nice, powerful engine to go offroading with and have plenty of torque to play in the rocks.

HDC

Gauging from the SRT8 Grand, I'd guess there would be no selectable transfer case.

But that hopefully is moot because this is the stupidest thing Chrysleberus could ever, ever do. I'd sooner see the Gladiator and I think it would do much better for Chrysler's sales numbers than any abomination like this ever could.

RedneckJeep

Preach on brother. That thing ain't no Jeep. It ain't what Jeep represents, nohow, nowhere, notime. That still won't stop um from makin it if they think they can make a buck.

Deviant

Thats funny shyt......why in the hell would a drifter need a winch and tow hooks too.....WOW!!! Someone at JP had a good time with this one

Newtybar

wow...surprised no one has realized by now that this is in the APRIL issue and is prob an April fools joke.

Ewok

They said that on page three!

jeepingib

The really funny part is that it was last years April fools joke.

HappyCurmudgeon

...and aparantly, they are still yankin' people in with this one!!!