So I today I look out my window and a Damn seagull is sitting on my hood, ok I think, f this dam gull. Sure enough it crapped all over my hood let alone the scratches I now have all over my hood from stupid rat bird. Well, revenge was had. Went to the closet and got my trusty co2 bb pistol, cracked the front window and hit that damn bird right in his ass! He flew off and I was left with scratches and shit to deal with. Oh well, my jeep has plenty of scratches from branches and whatever on the trail, but I hate bird shit. After all this was done and over with I had a good laugh and cracked a beer. Ha, small victory for all seagull hating jeep owners everywhere.

 

You know payback will be a bitch.... just keep a close watch overhead.

 

I just visited the seagull forums and they're planning a shit run over your jeep this weekend. good luck man.

 

Haaha, overhead. I get it. But that was my payback for that last Ratbird that shat on my black Mazda. The battle wages on. . .

 

ROFL! I can't believe you shot a bb gun AT YOUR JEEP to hit the bird! I would never shoot anything toward my jeep. Your nuts man! Lol

 

It was worth it. I'm a crack shot when it comes to shooting gulls.

 

I'd wear a helmet ... I read over on those seagull forums that "shit run" wasn't being planned over your Jeep.

 

plop plop. Hope you have an umbrella handy

 

I took out a few of em with my .308. Very Effective at removing the problem once and for all.
and any of his friends watching got the word to steer clear of "My Territory!"