Americans have the mighty Bald Eagle, and we have the noble Bald Beaver!

 

Bald beaver... shouldn't that be in the Baby's Got Back or Eyeful a day thread?

 

LOL!

now that just wasnt fair...

 

No kidding, pretty sad when your car NEEDS & uses it's skid plates more often on the way to work then your Jeep ever does wheeling.

 

southern 48 have 4 seasons
we have 2: wheeling season and no (due to snow) wheeling season
americans have the manitee we have fat moms on the beach
americans also have all our old people lol
we also have colour
and neighbours
we have the word eh (cause we stole it from the fonz) and perfected to know when and how to use it as well as pronounce it

we don't know your buddy dave tom or ted in canada...but we will act like we do.

we have smarties not the rocket like candies sugar candy tarts that the americans have these are like m&m's but sweeter
when you eat your smarties do you eat the red ones last?
do you suck them very slowly
or crunch them very fast?
eat that candy-coated chocolate,
but tell me when I ask
when you eat your smarties do you eat the red ones last?

Canada has a trade surplus, unlike our southern friends

Unemployed Canadians receive higher welfare cheques than unemployed Americans

we have life expectancy 79yrs old the highest USA 75

Women in Ontario can walk around topless legally (For men: YES! For women: Your freedoms are expanded)

we have homo milk USA has whole milk

we have a roof on our house not a ruff

kraft dinner aka mac n cheese

canadians do refer to American cheese as American cheese its simply cheese slices

all canadians know what a twofour is

double double does not refer to the girl friends chest

and we have ZED not ZEE

asking for a tea in the US gets u an iced tea so use 'hot tea' instead of just tea - which brings me ice tea

egg role sauce is duck sauce

and again we have shaved beaver which is better than US pulled pork

 

Good one Cliff lol

 

Don't forget to include.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRI-A3vakVg

Tha Rant.

"I am not a lumberjack, or a fur trader. I don't live in an igloo,or eat blubber, or own a dogsled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Suzy, or Sally from Canada, although I am certain they are really, really nice.

I Am Canadian
I have a Prime Minister, not a President I speak English and French, not American
I pronounce it "About" not "a boot"
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack
I believe in Peacekeeping, not policing
Diversity, not Assimilation
and that the Beaver is a proud and noble animal.
The Toque is a hat,
A Chesterfield is a couch,
and "Z" is pronounced "ZED" not "ZEE", "ZED"
Canada is the second largest land mass,
The FIRST nation of hockey, and
THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!!

My Name is "Joe", and
"IAM CANADIAN!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yukrEhNG-Po

 

And a few more...


Some Canadian facts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1CwZgb_iAI

Molson Canadian Hockey Commercial (Team Canada vs. USA)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lffkj9Xf8TY

Some facts on Toronto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCSi8Ma4uY0

Don't mess with the Beaver
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHg84xywVWU


And it wouldn't be fair if this wasn't included.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySRf8m3plrM


Can you tell I'm busy at work today....

 

ya i'm not busy at work either
and i get called cliff for pointing out what is obvious to us

 

too funny haven't seen that one in while

sorry Mr. Clavin