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JK Super Freak
Joined: Jun 2010
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From: northern virginia
Come on guys, enough bashing of the FJ owners. They are trying, doing their best, they just aren't quite there yet. Please, if you will, think back to your days in high school (this may be farther back for some of us.) Now, remember that kid in your school who was a little slow, a little different, you know, a tard. Anyway, he tried so hard to fit in and have everyone like him. The football coach made him the manager of the team and he got to wear a football jersey. Well, that tard, my friends, is the FJ owner. So I ask you, the next time you see Corky walking down that school hall towards you in his football jersey with that big smile on his face, are you going to slap him on the back and say "good game last Friday" or are you going to push him into a locker? I just ask you to be as considerate to our retarded FJ brethren and give them a wave and really make their day.
JK Freak
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From: Northern, Virginia
Come on guys, enough bashing of the FJ owners. They are trying, doing their best, they just aren't quite there yet. Please, if you will, think back to your days in high school (this may be farther back for some of us.) Now, remember that kid in your school who was a little slow, a little different, you know, a tard. Anyway, he tried so hard to fit in and have everyone like him. The football coach made him the manager of the team and he got to wear a football jersey. Well, that tard, my friends, is the FJ owner. So I ask you, the next time you see Corky walking down that school hall towards you in his football jersey with that big smile on his face, are you going to slap him on the back and say "good game last Friday" or are you going to push him into a locker? I just ask you to be as considerate to our retarded FJ brethren and give them a wave and really make their day.
- OMG, I almost spit my lunch out....That is the funniest I have read in a long time...
JK Junkie
Joined: Jan 2011
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From: Newport news, va
Originally Posted by finnd1
Come on guys, enough bashing of the FJ owners. They are trying, doing their best, they just aren't quite there yet. Please, if you will, think back to your days in high school (this may be farther back for some of us.) Now, remember that kid in your school who was a little slow, a little different, you know, a tard. Anyway, he tried so hard to fit in and have everyone like him. The football coach made him the manager of the team and he got to wear a football jersey. Well, that tard, my friends, is the FJ owner. So I ask you, the next time you see Corky walking down that school hall towards you in his football jersey with that big smile on his face, are you going to slap him on the back and say "good game last Friday" or are you going to push him into a locker? I just ask you to be as considerate to our retarded FJ brethren and give them a wave and really make their day.
JK Super Freak
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From: northern virginia
JK Enthusiast
Joined: May 2010
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From: Hampton, VA
Will I go to hell for laughing at the tard FJ's? Screw it, I make fun of a lot of the real Corkies I see. I'm probably already going there, but with another little one on the way, I don't wanna jinx myself.