Things have been a little slow here lately. I saw this type of thread somewhere else and thought I would start one here and try to get people posting more.

I am a professional tattoo artist.

 

im a slacker...........

I wanna be a pro paintball player

I actually work as a warehouse and fleet manager.

 

Lol. Slacker...that sums up my job. I f*ck off, draw on people, and listen to music all day.

 

After 20+ years as an Air Weapons/EOD/Avionics/CF-18 Maint ...etc ... they now have me schedualling activities at our recruit school. Computer work all day ..dressed in camo.

 

I'm an outta work mechanic. I just stay at home all day and watch the kids and find stuff to work on. Like the bumper. (I was really bored) It would be great if we had more mulah. Then I could do lots of things all day.

 

4th grade teacher...so I just stay at home and play with my three boys all summer. Throw rocks in the pond, go fishing, baseball in the back yard, mow the grass, grill out a ton...life is tough in the summer. I am usually able to get on here when my boys are napping. We do have a twelve week old, so he keeps us busy.

 

I could have told all of you this one.

 

Hitman. Don't mess with me.

 

Didn't expect that one....you must have the patience of a saint to do that. In my line of work the summer is the busy season. November, December, and January is our slow season. I don't do much during the winter because I can't afford it....don't do much in the summer because the shop is to busy to take the time off. I do find plenty of time to grill out though. Nearly every night during warm weather....and still a couple times a week in the winter. I'm one of those idiots you see standing around the grill in the snow during the winter. You just can't beat a good steak cooked on the grill.

 

I guess you do need patience, but you get used to it. The parents are the ones that are the hardest to deal with most of the time. Everyone thinks they know how the classroom should be run and aren't afraid to tell you. Part of the job!