You know why micheal jackson wears a glove, don't you? So he doesn't leave finger prints on the kids!
AZCA you forgot about the blocks I wear at the bottom of my feet to reach the pedals!

 

Yeah that's true.
"Well Michael, what would you like for your b-day?"
"Golves, lots and lots of gloves. Gloves for so I can touch the pretty little children...I mean gloves so I don't get germs from all the pretty little children"

And those infamous blocks. "Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones. You alright?"

I don't know about you, but Harrison Ford is too old for another Jones'.