So today I was driving my daily commute from Columbus to Obetz which is normally 25 to 30 minute drive. But not today since we got some snow it was the typical 10...25 back to 10 and then finally up to 45 mph I almost started I got so excited. Anyways back to my point.. I passed a JKU with a bro driving but low and behold he had black eye lashes on his headlights? WTF is going on. I don't want to make any claims that I'm the ultimate Jeeper or anything like that but I think if your a bro and get caught driving a Jeep Wrangler with eye lashes you get a permanent man card pulled and your only permitted to drive a smart car. Anyways sorry about my rant I had to get it off my chest.

SOGMAN out!

 

Probably his GFs jeep. Prolly hates every bit of driving it but prolly better than what he drives so he drives it anyways. Lol.

 

If my wife or girlfriend had a jeep and put eyelashes on it, let alone thought I would drive it, she would become ex-wife and no longer girlfriend. Both would still be potential drunk dials/booty calls though

 

Staged I hear you. I would rather go to a family dinner.

 

Perma ban!

 

That totally just made my day. Thank you.

 

First guess would be G/F's Jk... second would be... maybe he likes Makeup? I see that here in Columbus often too...
Either way, kudos for him he either stole his G/F's JK or dressed it up...

 

if I had to drive a jeep with eyelashes I would wear a face mask so no one would see me lol eff that noise no way am I driving something like that. I agree he should have his man card removed and be permanently in a smart car hahaha

 

5 will get you 10 that he's wear'n a THONG too!!!