Winner Announced: Katzkin Automotive Leather Interior Giveaway!
12-12-2016, 09:07 AM
#102
I would LOVE a Katzkin's Leather Interior to keep my white dog hair from totally invading my jeep! Each weekend the pooch and I travel together and come Monday I get out of the jeep and my suit pants are covered in white dog hair!!!!
12-12-2016, 09:15 AM
#103
JK Freak
Why do I need this quality Katzkin interior?
I could say it's because of my two young children, and all the messy potential they bring -- but that wouldn't be enough.
And, I could say it's because of our two dogs, with their unending shedding -- but that wouldn't be enough.
Or, I could even say it's because this product would make my Jeep look as impressive inside as out. But, even that alone wouldn't be enough.
Consider, then, the following tongue-in-cheek scenario, set to the cadence of "'Twas the Night Before Christmas". Any similarity to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Really. I promise. ;-)
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the town,
not a creature was stirring; much snow had come down.
Decorations were up, both outdoors and in,
awaiting our guests, flying in on the wind.
And I was all snuggled up warm in my bed,
while dreams of new Jeep parts danced in my head.
My wife's furrowed brow I sure did not see:
"Open your eyes, you. Now, listen to me!"
I sprang from my bed with a hearty 'yes, dear,'
wiping sleep from my eyes as the missus drew near.
She quickly explained her folks' flight had landed,
but with all the snow, they were now quite stranded.
"I can't take my car," she said of her worry,
"But, now they are waiting. We've got to hurry!"
She rapidly paced back and forth on the floor
'Til finally, I said, "That's enough dear, no more."
"The Jeep will do fine," I tried to assure.
"A drive through the snow, it holds much allure.
"Right through those snowdrifts my big tires, they'll plow,
"All those parts that I've added will help me, here's how:
"My tires, how grippy; my headlights, how bright.
"My springs and my shocks, they're set up just right!
"From the dustiest hills, to the curbs at the mall --
"she'll outclimb, yes, outclimb, yes, outclimb them all!"
As stray cats before a mad dog scamper by,
when they meet with an obstacle, scale very high,
so into our bedroom my wife quickly came,
with a look of concern, and her frustration plain.
"You can't take that thing," she said with a growl.
"It's covered in mud -- and those seats are just foul!
"I won't have my mother endure such an eyesore:
"They're faded, they're rough and that stink I abhor!"
I quickly got dressed and reached under the tree,
grabbing a box, I said, "Open this, my queen bee."
She pulled back the flap, her smile a bellwether --
the lovely, rich fragrance of hand-crafted leather.
Reaching inside, my wife smiled, clearly bewitched
"It's soft, and it's pretty and that smell -- oh, how rich!
"But, where did you get these?" she asked, looking perplexed
"We can't afford leather. It costs a googolplex."
The grin on my face grew too large to hide.
"I won them online," I said with much pride.
"That Katzkin interior will please your dear mom.
"It fits like a glove, and its look is the bomb!"
My bride's visage changed, her appearance grew merry
And, I stifled a laugh at my beautiful fairy.
Her eyes' sparkle proved her fear would now pass;
we'd get these installed, and I'd hit the gas.
We spoke not a word, but went straight to our chore,
and revived my old four-wheeler's seats, door to door.
A quick turn of the key, and my Jeep roared to life,
With a spin and a kiss, I said bye to my wife.
I drove through the powder, my own seat content,
getting into the throttle, on my way I went
And exclaimed to my bride, as I drove out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all; and thanks to Katzkin, good night!"
I could say it's because of my two young children, and all the messy potential they bring -- but that wouldn't be enough.
And, I could say it's because of our two dogs, with their unending shedding -- but that wouldn't be enough.
Or, I could even say it's because this product would make my Jeep look as impressive inside as out. But, even that alone wouldn't be enough.
Consider, then, the following tongue-in-cheek scenario, set to the cadence of "'Twas the Night Before Christmas". Any similarity to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Really. I promise. ;-)
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the town,
not a creature was stirring; much snow had come down.
Decorations were up, both outdoors and in,
awaiting our guests, flying in on the wind.
And I was all snuggled up warm in my bed,
while dreams of new Jeep parts danced in my head.
My wife's furrowed brow I sure did not see:
"Open your eyes, you. Now, listen to me!"
I sprang from my bed with a hearty 'yes, dear,'
wiping sleep from my eyes as the missus drew near.
She quickly explained her folks' flight had landed,
but with all the snow, they were now quite stranded.
"I can't take my car," she said of her worry,
"But, now they are waiting. We've got to hurry!"
She rapidly paced back and forth on the floor
'Til finally, I said, "That's enough dear, no more."
"The Jeep will do fine," I tried to assure.
"A drive through the snow, it holds much allure.
"Right through those snowdrifts my big tires, they'll plow,
"All those parts that I've added will help me, here's how:
"My tires, how grippy; my headlights, how bright.
"My springs and my shocks, they're set up just right!
"From the dustiest hills, to the curbs at the mall --
"she'll outclimb, yes, outclimb, yes, outclimb them all!"
As stray cats before a mad dog scamper by,
when they meet with an obstacle, scale very high,
so into our bedroom my wife quickly came,
with a look of concern, and her frustration plain.
"You can't take that thing," she said with a growl.
"It's covered in mud -- and those seats are just foul!
"I won't have my mother endure such an eyesore:
"They're faded, they're rough and that stink I abhor!"
I quickly got dressed and reached under the tree,
grabbing a box, I said, "Open this, my queen bee."
She pulled back the flap, her smile a bellwether --
the lovely, rich fragrance of hand-crafted leather.
Reaching inside, my wife smiled, clearly bewitched
"It's soft, and it's pretty and that smell -- oh, how rich!
"But, where did you get these?" she asked, looking perplexed
"We can't afford leather. It costs a googolplex."
The grin on my face grew too large to hide.
"I won them online," I said with much pride.
"That Katzkin interior will please your dear mom.
"It fits like a glove, and its look is the bomb!"
My bride's visage changed, her appearance grew merry
And, I stifled a laugh at my beautiful fairy.
Her eyes' sparkle proved her fear would now pass;
we'd get these installed, and I'd hit the gas.
We spoke not a word, but went straight to our chore,
and revived my old four-wheeler's seats, door to door.
A quick turn of the key, and my Jeep roared to life,
With a spin and a kiss, I said bye to my wife.
I drove through the powder, my own seat content,
getting into the throttle, on my way I went
And exclaimed to my bride, as I drove out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all; and thanks to Katzkin, good night!"
12-12-2016, 09:55 AM
#104
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I'd really like real leather seats. My Jeeps cloth seats are covered in a faux leather cover because I can't afford real leather but my dog wanted leather seats. He doesn't know the difference so I've gotten away with it up until recently. But after getting in a buddies Range Rover with real leather seats he's getting suspicious of mine. I tried spraying it with leather scent, but I overdid it and now it smells like a threesome between a cow, a moose, and a Bear Grylls.
