Nightbat

Just give - er

Little Fella

How bout... "That'll buff out"

or

"As slow as possible, as fast as necessary"

Dwikto

"your committed now just go for it" or "do we get cell reception out here" or"This is my daily driver I can not roll"

sliverGstoneJK

oh i dont think its that deep. lets go for it. hahaha

Geeper4x4

turn left............okay your other left!

deanthemachine04

"eh, that was bound to break sooner or later! now i can buy the upgraded version!"

deanthemachine04

a recent one from this weekend:

me: go on the lower part of that rock your bumper wont clear.
friend: no it will be good
me: i promise you are gonna scratch your new bumper
friend: i got it
me: ok then
rock vs. bumper: crash scrap
friend: mother *uc&e@
me: told ya, you owe me a beer

doc307

X2
Should actually read "here hold my beer"

PoconoJack

Don't drink and drive.

RDY4RKS

Go on, it's not that bad.