So this is more for jokes than anything, I'm sure several people have done this but I thought a few would get a laugh. Anyways, living in the barracks I have nowhere to put my hardtop, so I leave it at a buddy's house off base and we have a stretch of 3 days where it's 70 out so I dropped the hardtop but wanted to cover the cab. So here's my Walmart special, $14.99 cab cover.

Jeep wave from Camp Lejeune, NC.

 

Are you just using bungee cords around the axle? I've got a similar tarp and similar issues

 

I got a pack of small bungees for $4 and I use 6. 2 on the front and wrap the on the tow hooks, one on each side to the steps and 2 on the back clipped on the bumper. Works pretty good for under $20 and fits in the back rolled up

 

I sold my hard top when i was in the barracks because i was in Georgia and it wasn't practical. I kinda regret it now but it made life easier at the time.