this thread is too funny

 

Mr. Buck,

We have discussed your offer and have agreed that round numbers are far superior to un-round ones as well. From now on (in addition to not taking part in "Daylight Savings Time" this year, what a scam) I'll be rounding everything to the nearest multiple of 10. If your 10 wives agree to this financial transaction we can "make it so". Get back to me with-in 10 days and I'll ship them out 10 days later. That puts arrival time around the 30th of October. Wow. This is WAY more efficient!

Yours in Jeep friendship,
Vic

p.s. If you "X" needs anew Rubicon wheels and tires as well I can make you a smoking deal on new ones with a price that is a multiple of 10 as well!

Vic

In a good way or in a "Dude, there's something funny about your blind date. Her hands are bigger than mine, she has an adam's apple and what the hell does she keep adjusting down there??" funny?

 

I knew there was a reason my wife wouldnt let me go on blind dates anymore.

 

Your wife sounds extremely unreasonable. If you tell her or my wife I said that I'll deny it.

Oh and sale pending from a fine fellow here on the JK-Forum boards!!

 

Payment has been sent!! I'm looking forward to getting my new toys!! Thanks Vic for a great sale!

Jeff

 

The journey is complete. This for sale post has really made me think about man's inhumanity to man. No, it hasn't, but it has amused me for the short duration. Thanks to everyone who played along.

I'm sure the parts are going to a good home, just not sure what this guy needs with them when he clearly didn't use to drive a Jeep.... or why he sent me his picture but oh well. I can vouch for him to be a great buyer and a fellow Jeeper.



Enjoy the suspension parts Uncle Buck!

 

Uggghhhh! I would have bought these and I live about 10 miles from you in Papillion! Dammit!

 

that avatar is very hairy looking!

 

Actually I still have a cherry 1981 AMC Spirit hatchback. Given that it's basically half-Jeep (Pontiac powered though... the ol' iron-horse 151 4 cylinder. She's a scorcher!!, I thought it time for the Spirit to get in touch with nature. Either that, or I'm gonna use it as a budget boost for my queen-size box springs. The wife crabs about climbing up in the Jeep, Can't wait for her to crab about getting into bed!!

 

I make up for it with the fact that i shave my head bald. I am just like the rest of you but inverted!