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Old Jun 25, 2008 | 09:30 AM
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I noticed that some commonly used computor terms may be used for Jeeping.
Here is a list that I came up with. I'm sure that you guys can come up with some more.

Hard drive = Rubicon trail
CPU = seeing a skunk on the trail
RAM = busting through the brush
ROM = rolling over mountains
Mouse = found in Jeep when parked in woods
Mouse pad = mouse's home in Jeep
Crash = What happens when you RAM too fast
Restart = What you do with Stall bug problem
Reboot = After you step into 12 inches of mud with 10 inch boots
Log in = when tree branch comes through windshield
Log out = when you gotta go while wheeling in the middle of nowhere
Microsoft = when you gotta go while wheeling in the middle of nowhere and it's very cold out
Spyware = needed when wheeling in woods next to nudist camp
File = what you do to make aftermarket parts fit
Folder = one who puts soft top down
Byte = what greenheads do when wheeling at Delaware Bay in NJ
Bit = what you hook your tow strap to
Keyboard = where you hang your Jeep keys
Windows Vista = what you see when wheeling in the PA mountains
Windows 2000 = what you see through in an eight year old Jeep.
Windows XP = the water that lands on you when your X's windows leak
Web = what you use for a bikini top
Router = the person next to you reading the map
Modem = I seen Modem new JK's on de trail everyday
Internet = when she drives with the top off, her hair stays neat internet
Itunes = Itunes my Jeep up when ever she run rough
MP3 = a bigger mud puddle than a MP2 but half the size of a MP6
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Old Jun 25, 2008 | 09:51 AM
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very nice
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Old Jun 25, 2008 | 10:06 AM
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Monitor = trail spotter
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Old Jun 25, 2008 | 10:41 AM
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here are a few more

Refresh = airing out the wet carpet
Upload = filling up the Jeep with all the crap needed for the weekend
Download = another term for when you gotta go when wheeling in the middle of nowhere
Laptop = loving your Jeep so much that you lick the roof
Motherboard = so don't take her Jeepin anymore
Chip = what happens to the paint on the hinges when you take the doors off
Hardware = loose fitting pants to wear when wheeling by a nude beach
Soft wear = what your tires get when you drive home 100 miles but forgot to air up after sand wheeling
Right click = strange noise heard when turning right after hard wheeling
Left click = same thing different direction
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Old Jun 25, 2008 | 10:48 AM
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That's funny.... some more, albeit a lame attempt .....

blogging = butting up against a log too big to get over
ICAAN - what you say before going through deep water
Mash-up = what happens when your plastic fenders meet a tree
RSS = Really Stupid Salesmen
Tag = a game you play with large rocks
XML = the effect you sense when your X fills with creek water...
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Old Jun 25, 2008 | 11:11 AM
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Ha good job!

Firewall - The steel between the engine and the passengers

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Old Jun 25, 2008 | 12:07 PM
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Peripheral Slot = The chick next to you in the JK
Power Strip = What you want her to do once the JK is parked
Air Card = Gets your tires reinflated for free at the Gas n Go
Memory Stick = Knowing your JK shift pattern
Google = The way jealous people look at your JK
Yahoo = What you holler when wheeling
Ctrl F Key = What you use to put down the new Toyotas
Backspace = Where you park at the mall...

I'll quit while I'm behind
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Old Jun 25, 2008 | 11:00 PM
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These are great! Very funny!
Here's a few more:
Recycle bin = to toss junked parts for future use
Spider Solitaire = wheelin' Poison Spider Mesa alone
JK Forum = If your friend can't find a new Jeep anywhere you get look for a JK for um.
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Old Jun 26, 2008 | 05:56 AM
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caps lock = needed to keep hat on while driving with top off
ctrl alt delete = alternator problem with the Jeep, alternator removed
num lock = it's minus 20 degrees out and you're trying to unlock your Jeep
enter = what to do with the Peripheral Slot
esc = what I try to do in my JK every weekend
adobe = really thick sticky clay all over the jeep that baked in the sun
PDF = pretty damn fine Jeeps on the JK forum
print screen = a bikini top with a design printed on it
USB = what you holler at the guy in front of you that just slung a rock into your windshield
power point = a stinger on a Hemi powered JK
search = what they do when you breakdown in the middle of nowhere by yourself
search engine = what you do when you drop a bolt into your motor
Windows Outlook = it's how you see out of your Jeep
Excell = what Jeeps do offroad
Access = what we need more of to the trails
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Old Jun 26, 2008 | 06:15 AM
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Number lock = The gear you put the tranny in before stomping on the gas pedal
Pause = The break that is needed after that super pucker area to pull the seat out of your butt
Shift up = when you find out that the gear you chose was too low
Home = that place you goto after a great day or weekend on the trail to spend the week cleaning up the Jeep
Fire wire = after winching too much and the cables are on fire
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