Dear Santa
JK Jedi
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 5,253
Likes: 5
From: Foresthill, CA
All,
Due to budget constraints and the real estate market slump, I will not be able to fullfill all of your requests. I may also need you to leave keys to your JK beside the plate of cookies so I can let some of my temp workers deliver presents for me. I have 20 rounds of golf to play while they are working, and I'm hoping to get fired so I can cash in on my 161 miliion dollar golden parachute.
Santa
Due to budget constraints and the real estate market slump, I will not be able to fullfill all of your requests. I may also need you to leave keys to your JK beside the plate of cookies so I can let some of my temp workers deliver presents for me. I have 20 rounds of golf to play while they are working, and I'm hoping to get fired so I can cash in on my 161 miliion dollar golden parachute.
Santa
This couldn't be the real Santa... I think it is the Grinch in disguise again!I second that motion (above) but I don't need Happy's Elf.
PS.
Santa you may want to throw in a 2 door JK too
- I might have some extra parts that need a Jeep.By the way, I have been good all year.
Sincerely,
dizzyliz
JK Freak
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 596
Likes: 0
Dear Santa,
I would like a Red Ryder BB Gun... oh wait that's my other list.
Hmmmm... how 'bout:
1. Kilby Skid Plates & EVAP relocation kit
2. Poison Spyder Crusher Corners & Flares
3. Superior 5.13s & Axles
4. JE Reel Driveshafts
I would like a Red Ryder BB Gun... oh wait that's my other list.
Hmmmm... how 'bout:
1. Kilby Skid Plates & EVAP relocation kit
2. Poison Spyder Crusher Corners & Flares
3. Superior 5.13s & Axles
4. JE Reel Driveshafts
JK Super Freak
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 1,142
Likes: 0
From: Montclair, VA
I just want the Elf
....and my soft top to stop leaking...
and my squeek to go away in my tranny....
... and to quit getting recalls....
....and my soft top to stop leaking...
and my squeek to go away in my tranny....
... and to quit getting recalls....
Last edited by ThinkMud; Nov 1, 2007 at 09:46 AM. Reason: added more to my list:)
JK Super Freak
Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 1,350
Likes: 2
From: North East Kingdom, Vermont
It's a CLINKER!!