I went to leave Olive Garden. Three c*cksuckers had me totally boxed in; or so they thought. the two cars on either side of me were so damn close, I couldn't get in through either door; I'm not that large either. So, I went in through the back. Now, what about the third c*cksucker, you say? It was a damn sewage truck that was directly behind me, about three feet. While contemplating kicking the sh*t out of each car on either side of me and how I was going to get out, I saw my escape route. It was right in front of me, the fairly tall concrete curb and the steep-walled retention pond w/ water just on the other side of it.

OK, so I tore up the retention pond a little...

Having a Jeep is great, especially when you need to get out of somewhere, which is the sole reason I bought her.

 

And thats how it's done

I did the samething last week but I wasn't blocked in I was on a date..............she just looked at me and was like

 

i do that all the time at the mall...yes i know mall crawler, but its fun to see the people stop and stare. i park where theres a large dirt berm and crawl half way up. Told my cousin that is so the mini cooper in the spot behind me wont back into us

 

ive done that as well... maybe not at the olive garden, but i've been boxed in like that and just proceeded to drive forwards off road to get out.

 

Bravo!

I remember my 1st test drive at the stealership. Friggin salesman couldn't back it up onto the lil berm it was sitting on in the first place. Then I kicked him outta the driver's seat and popped it into 4HI (duh!!!!) and backed it up onto the hill without a problem.

Too bad you didn't happen to spray the 3 jerks with some mud/water on your way out. Man I hate ignorant people.

 

I love it. I was stuck at a train crossing once. The barriers were notorious for getting stuck in the down position. I was at the front of the line and after about 5 minutes and being sure no train was coming I put it into 4hi and crawled over the waist high rocky landscaped median and through the barriers and on my way. People were cheering and clapping. Im sure a few observers went out and bought jeeps that day.

 

While I'm sure it is annoying being blocked in by idiots, I can't say I recommend damaging private property by making your own way, this is the kind of stuff that gives 4x4ers a bad reputation.

 

I carry a pair of wire cutters in my jeep. Would have done a nice number on there valve stems

 

Very kewl. Rhonda gets after me when ever we ride together and i park on a curb or a stop block. The sales guys at the local dealer want me to park in the 2' lifted bush garden but i do not want to wreck the bushes.

 

i do that to just to make me feel special/like a man