http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/hughes/13626


LMAO. Now you can compensate with a cellphone too!!!!



oh and here is the accompanying Fark thread, a good laugh also.
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comm...IDLink=2852530

 

My dear god my eyes are burning.

 

Or you could go for the Ferrari phone for I think around 3500.00

 

I think it needs more chrome to be a hummer

 

Not quite what I was expecting, but it doesn't surprise me.

 

Well I just waisted 5 minutes of my life, thanks ... thanks alot.

 

Er, ok...I think...

I, and apparently a few others thought it was pretty funny.

 

I think it's funny. I also think it's funny that they make Hummer cologne/perfume... who the hell defines their entire life by what they drive? Nothing wrong with having pride in your vehicle (like us Jeepers) but who wants to advertise to the world that their entire identity is one and the same as their POS Jeep wannabe?

Here's the bottom line: If you own an H3, wear Hummer cologne, and have a Hummer cellphone, you may as well wear a huge sign that says: "I have a tiny penis so I bought this hunk of overpriced crap that swallows gas. I'm so proud of my undercapable, joke of a truck that I want to smell like it, too! Oh, and because I'm so cool and self-important, I think I'll make a few phone calls (probably while you're in a movie theater with them) from my Hummer phone..."

Ggggggheyyy!!

 

I want my click back!

 

just like a hummer... the phone doesnt work in mud either.