Girlfriend dumps me because of Jeep
07-01-2009, 05:29 AM
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Why Jeeps Are Better Than Women
1. Jeeps don't whine unless something is really wrong
2. You can share your Jeep with your friends
3. Jeeps don't get pregnant
4. Jeeps don't give you ultimatums
5. You can drive your Jeep as long as you want and it won't get sore - you might though
6. Jeeps love long road trips
7. Jeeps don't get headaches
8. You don't have to remember your Jeep's birthday, when you first met or anniversaries
9. Jeeps don't care if you're late
10. A rocky relationship with your Jeep is actually fun
11. Jeeps don't care if you look at other Jeeps
12. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you have / had
13. Jeeps don't care if you buy Jeep magazines
14. Jeeps are always ready for action - anytime - anywhere
15. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Jeep
16. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Jeep after you dump it
17. Your Jeep never wants a night out with the other Jeeps
18. If your Jeep doesn't look good you can paint it, get better parts and easily enhance its appearance
19. If your Jeep is too loose, you can tighten it
20. If you say bad things to your Jeep you won't have to apologize before you drive it again
21. You can drive your Jeep the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother
22. You never have to wait a certain amount of time before you get intimate with it
23. Jeeps don't insult you if you're a bad driver
24. Your Jeep is never embarrassed to go topless in public
25. The only protection you have to wear when driving your Jeep is a seat belt
26. You only have to feed your Jeep when you use it
27. You never have to worry about your Jeep spending your money - but it will probably cost you more
28. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your Jeep... The dirtier - the better
29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great drive you had the last time you were in your Jeep
30. Having a Jeep of color is an even more exciting adventure
31. Jeeps don't complain if you watch too much TV
32. When your Jeep bleeds, it's a quick fix with very little drama
33. Diamonds are NOT a Jeep's best friend
34. It's okay to let your kids or your dog join the fun
35. Your Jeep will NEVER complain about going camping without make-up or a bathroom
36. Your Jeep will never ask, "Does this top make me look fat?"
37. Your Jeep always loves to play in the mud
38. Your Jeep always looks good in a strapless bikini top
39. Your Jeep won't get embarrassed when its headlights are on
40. Your Jeep's vacuum system will never lose suction.
41. Jeeps only need two pairs of shoes
42. Jeeps need lubricant in their rear ends
43. Some Jeeps have a more cushioned ride
44. Jeeps require a nice hard shaft every day
45. Your Jeep will never demand things before a nice long ride
46. Jeeps can't read this and make you sleep on the couch
1. Jeeps don't whine unless something is really wrong
2. You can share your Jeep with your friends
3. Jeeps don't get pregnant
4. Jeeps don't give you ultimatums
5. You can drive your Jeep as long as you want and it won't get sore - you might though
6. Jeeps love long road trips
7. Jeeps don't get headaches
8. You don't have to remember your Jeep's birthday, when you first met or anniversaries
9. Jeeps don't care if you're late
10. A rocky relationship with your Jeep is actually fun
11. Jeeps don't care if you look at other Jeeps
12. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you have / had
13. Jeeps don't care if you buy Jeep magazines
14. Jeeps are always ready for action - anytime - anywhere
15. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Jeep
16. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Jeep after you dump it
17. Your Jeep never wants a night out with the other Jeeps
18. If your Jeep doesn't look good you can paint it, get better parts and easily enhance its appearance
19. If your Jeep is too loose, you can tighten it
20. If you say bad things to your Jeep you won't have to apologize before you drive it again
21. You can drive your Jeep the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother
22. You never have to wait a certain amount of time before you get intimate with it
23. Jeeps don't insult you if you're a bad driver
24. Your Jeep is never embarrassed to go topless in public
25. The only protection you have to wear when driving your Jeep is a seat belt
26. You only have to feed your Jeep when you use it
27. You never have to worry about your Jeep spending your money - but it will probably cost you more
28. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your Jeep... The dirtier - the better
29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great drive you had the last time you were in your Jeep
30. Having a Jeep of color is an even more exciting adventure
31. Jeeps don't complain if you watch too much TV
32. When your Jeep bleeds, it's a quick fix with very little drama
33. Diamonds are NOT a Jeep's best friend
34. It's okay to let your kids or your dog join the fun
35. Your Jeep will NEVER complain about going camping without make-up or a bathroom
36. Your Jeep will never ask, "Does this top make me look fat?"
37. Your Jeep always loves to play in the mud
38. Your Jeep always looks good in a strapless bikini top
39. Your Jeep won't get embarrassed when its headlights are on
40. Your Jeep's vacuum system will never lose suction.
41. Jeeps only need two pairs of shoes
42. Jeeps need lubricant in their rear ends
43. Some Jeeps have a more cushioned ride
44. Jeeps require a nice hard shaft every day
45. Your Jeep will never demand things before a nice long ride
46. Jeeps can't read this and make you sleep on the couch