Just change your bumper sticker from

If You Can Read This Roll Me Over

To

NRA -- Fighting for your right to kill the unprotected

 

I was no freakin' angel when I was a kid, did alot of stupid ish! But I never felt right about stealing...I would never!!! specially from a jeep owner. If I see anyone stealing or even look suspicious, I call em out on it and ask! I know if I ever caught anyone stealing from my jeep OR ANY OF YOURS...I'll pull my little girlfriend NINA if I have to, or gather up a few friends and provide a beat down party.

 

I have never stolen anything but hearts

 

okay, i guess i'm guilty too then

 

SOB.....

I clicked GUILTY thinking thats how I feel about people who do that! Then right as I clicked I realized..... something ain't right. So that 1 GUILTY is NOT VALID!

I SWEAR I HAVE NEVER STOLEN ANYTHNG OUT OF A JEEP!

Especially considering I will shoot anyone I catch doing it to ANYONE'S Jeep!

Please don't kick me out of the Forum and key my Jeep! PLEASE!

 

He's an un-indited co-conspiritor.

That got Nixon's cronies off the hook

 

Naw....GOOD defense attorneys got Nixon off. The un-indited conspiritor thing was just the BS they handed the judge. The judge judt decided to accept it. ....and wrongly so, I believe.