Jeep Truths....
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Jeep Truths....
Just a few truths we learned today on our way to Galveston:
1). A JK is as aerodynamic as a brick.
2). A JK Unlimited Rubicon is as aerodynamic as a brick -- dragging a boat anchor.
3.) Going 70mph down the freeway, with the panels off and hitting a 45mph crosswind will suck your favorite redfish cap right off of your head.
4.) Having the panels off also allows you to see your favorite redfish cap go over the railing of the Galveston Causeway and fall 400’ to the water below.
5.) While riding the Galveston/Bolivar ferry, bees find the inside of your Jeep fascinating.
6.) Seagulls make a game of trying to crap right on top of your radio and center console.
7.) Homeland Security does not allow shotguns on the Ferry.
8.) Its impossible to get the bee out of your jeep because your bee swatting hat is at the bottom of Galveston Bay.
1). A JK is as aerodynamic as a brick.
2). A JK Unlimited Rubicon is as aerodynamic as a brick -- dragging a boat anchor.
3.) Going 70mph down the freeway, with the panels off and hitting a 45mph crosswind will suck your favorite redfish cap right off of your head.
4.) Having the panels off also allows you to see your favorite redfish cap go over the railing of the Galveston Causeway and fall 400’ to the water below.
5.) While riding the Galveston/Bolivar ferry, bees find the inside of your Jeep fascinating.
6.) Seagulls make a game of trying to crap right on top of your radio and center console.
7.) Homeland Security does not allow shotguns on the Ferry.
8.) Its impossible to get the bee out of your jeep because your bee swatting hat is at the bottom of Galveston Bay.
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Just a few truths we learned today on our way to Galveston:
1). A JK is as aerodynamic as a brick.
2). A JK Unlimited Rubicon is as aerodynamic as a brick -- dragging a boat anchor.
3.) Going 70mph down the freeway, with the panels off and hitting a 45mph crosswind will suck your favorite redfish cap right off of your head.
4.) Having the panels off also allows you to see your favorite redfish cap go over the railing of the Galveston Causeway and fall 400’ to the water below.
5.) While riding the Galveston/Bolivar ferry, bees find the inside of your Jeep fascinating.
6.) Seagulls make a game of trying to crap right on top of your radio and center console.
7.) Homeland Security does not allow shotguns on the Ferry.
8.) Its impossible to get the bee out of your jeep because your bee swatting hat is at the bottom of Galveston Bay.
1). A JK is as aerodynamic as a brick.
2). A JK Unlimited Rubicon is as aerodynamic as a brick -- dragging a boat anchor.
3.) Going 70mph down the freeway, with the panels off and hitting a 45mph crosswind will suck your favorite redfish cap right off of your head.
4.) Having the panels off also allows you to see your favorite redfish cap go over the railing of the Galveston Causeway and fall 400’ to the water below.
5.) While riding the Galveston/Bolivar ferry, bees find the inside of your Jeep fascinating.
6.) Seagulls make a game of trying to crap right on top of your radio and center console.
7.) Homeland Security does not allow shotguns on the Ferry.
8.) Its impossible to get the bee out of your jeep because your bee swatting hat is at the bottom of Galveston Bay.
Thats a good one coach!
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If you think the areodynamics are on the stock JK's are bad add a fully loaded cargo rack. You go from the aerodynamics of a brick to the aero dynamincs of a brick wall, but it will help save your hat.