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From: Central California
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Here at our University we park at the end of rows and wait for parking spots. Obviously there are two ends to every row, so two people can sit and wait for a spot to open. The rule is whoever is there first gets the first spot, regardless of where it is at along the rows. One day I'm sitting in my JK waiting and a little toyota corolla parks in the waiting zone on the other side. We wait a bit and a student walks to their vehicle and gets in. The girl in the corolla jumps on the gas and turns on her signal to get the spot. So I sit and think... ok she can have it if she wants it that bad... I'll wait. My Girlfriend notices and is pissed! "We've been waiting here for 15 minutes and your just going to let her take our spot!?!" So I slowly move up and turn on my signal. ooohieee you should've seen the look on the corolla drivers face! The student backing out ends up pulling out so that I can get the spot and I begin to pull in. The girl in the corolla lays on her horn and pulls up right behind my bumper so that I can't adjust and park straight. So it turns into a 20 point turn to get off the lines and she's still sitting in her car as we get out. As I get around my Jeep she's screaming so loud you can see her arteries bulging from her neck and she's practically spitting, "You mother effing B!#$%es!!" So I begin to walk up to her window to explain, "we were here first, so we get the spot. You will get the next one..." She sees me approaching and slams on the gas, just about me over while getting in her last, "EFF YOU Mother EFFERS!!!"
So the following weekend we were in another town about 75 miles away driving to a wedding that my girlfriend and her sister are in. At a stoplight I look in my mirror and see a pissed off chick saying "This is the AHOLE I was telling you about, that took my spot!" To what appeared to be her mother or grandmother. So as we drive away from the light I look back and lo and behold it's the same girl from school! I couldn't help but laugh remembering her face when she screamed "You Mother effing Bit@#s," and took off on me.
Here at our University we park at the end of rows and wait for parking spots. Obviously there are two ends to every row, so two people can sit and wait for a spot to open. The rule is whoever is there first gets the first spot, regardless of where it is at along the rows. One day I'm sitting in my JK waiting and a little toyota corolla parks in the waiting zone on the other side. We wait a bit and a student walks to their vehicle and gets in. The girl in the corolla jumps on the gas and turns on her signal to get the spot. So I sit and think... ok she can have it if she wants it that bad... I'll wait. My Girlfriend notices and is pissed! "We've been waiting here for 15 minutes and your just going to let her take our spot!?!" So I slowly move up and turn on my signal. ooohieee you should've seen the look on the corolla drivers face! The student backing out ends up pulling out so that I can get the spot and I begin to pull in. The girl in the corolla lays on her horn and pulls up right behind my bumper so that I can't adjust and park straight. So it turns into a 20 point turn to get off the lines and she's still sitting in her car as we get out. As I get around my Jeep she's screaming so loud you can see her arteries bulging from her neck and she's practically spitting, "You mother effing B!#$%es!!" So I begin to walk up to her window to explain, "we were here first, so we get the spot. You will get the next one..." She sees me approaching and slams on the gas, just about me over while getting in her last, "EFF YOU Mother EFFERS!!!"
So the following weekend we were in another town about 75 miles away driving to a wedding that my girlfriend and her sister are in. At a stoplight I look in my mirror and see a pissed off chick saying "This is the AHOLE I was telling you about, that took my spot!" To what appeared to be her mother or grandmother. So as we drive away from the light I look back and lo and behold it's the same girl from school! I couldn't help but laugh remembering her face when she screamed "You Mother effing Bit@#s," and took off on me.
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Joined: Sep 2008
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From: Terryville, LI, NY
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The girl in the corolla lays on her horn and pulls up right behind my bumper so that I can't adjust and park straight. So it turns into a 20 point turn to get off the lines and she's still sitting in her car as we get out. As I get around my Jeep she's screaming so loud you can see her arteries bulging from her neck and she's practically spitting, "You mother effing B!#$%es!!" So I begin to walk up to her window to explain, "we were here first, so we get the spot. You will get the next one..." She sees me approaching and slams on the gas, just about me over while getting in her last, "EFF YOU Mother EFFERS!!!"
The girl in the corolla lays on her horn and pulls up right behind my bumper so that I can't adjust and park straight. So it turns into a 20 point turn to get off the lines and she's still sitting in her car as we get out. As I get around my Jeep she's screaming so loud you can see her arteries bulging from her neck and she's practically spitting, "You mother effing B!#$%es!!" So I begin to walk up to her window to explain, "we were here first, so we get the spot. You will get the next one..." She sees me approaching and slams on the gas, just about me over while getting in her last, "EFF YOU Mother EFFERS!!!"
A bottle of garlic and tomato powder poured into the vent grill at the base of the windshield.... Smells like week old pizza. If nothing else, a jar of fresh urine will do wonders. these are not dangerous, just rather smelly. Of course, I don't recommend any of the above... Just sharing ideas....
Pay back can really stink....
My regards,
Widewing
Last edited by Widewing; Oct 15, 2009 at 04:15 PM.