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JK Freak
Joined: Jun 2011
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From: Native to Los Angeles, but migrated to Denver.
Originally Posted by drivingfool
I'd buy a jeep dealership in every region, and open offroad parks within an hour of each dealership.
Every service appointment would get a voucher for a free day in the park, and every paid park ticket would get a free suspension check at a dealership.
Every service appointment would get a voucher for a free day in the park, and every paid park ticket would get a free suspension check at a dealership.
JK Freak
Joined: Jun 2011
Posts: 780
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From: Native to Los Angeles, but migrated to Denver.
In the first month, I'd get my passport made, build a sick JK and ship it to Europe in my newly purchased cargo plane, with me riding shotgun! I'd drive all over Europe and site see. Run European trails and take it on the autobahn. Lastly while in Europe, I will feast on busty euro Mary Jane rotten crotch and smoke THE finest chronic Amsterdam has to offer.
Then I'll take my JK and start all over again in China, Japan, Brazil, Argentina, Mexico, and Puerto Rico.
After that.... I'll run for president in 5 years and make "bitching" illegal.
Then I'll take my JK and start all over again in China, Japan, Brazil, Argentina, Mexico, and Puerto Rico.
After that.... I'll run for president in 5 years and make "bitching" illegal.