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Old Sep 14, 2012 | 04:40 PM
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Default minivans suck

Is it just me or is everyone that drives a minivan a fucking idiot? Just asking because I had four of them in my way and they just don't know how to drive
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Old Sep 14, 2012 | 05:59 PM
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i drove one for awhile today , and im not an idiot . you could say the same with civic , f150 , camry etc just depends on what day and what road . in general though you are right . in my humble estimation , fully 60 percent of people have no business with a license . the roads are full of braindead , cell phone talking , self absorbed smucks , had a guy today making a left turn pull in front of me when i was going straight and then give me the finger when i crowded him and made him stop , ignorant ass didnt realize or didnt care i had the right of way , play chicken with my ass get ready for bent shit .
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Old Sep 14, 2012 | 06:07 PM
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Haha that's awesome! BEER!!
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Old Sep 14, 2012 | 06:45 PM
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That is funny, but I think your beef is with the drivers. I own a JK and a Honda Odyssey and the Odyssey is twice as fast. Sad to say but true.

Put the top down and cruise and enjoy the slow lane where our jks with minivan engines belong.

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Old Sep 14, 2012 | 07:04 PM
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My wife and I have noticed the same thing: crazy minivan drivers. We cringe when we see one approach because nine times out of ten they're driving like a total maniac. I have no idea why!
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Old Sep 14, 2012 | 07:11 PM
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My other ride is a minivan and I sure as hell don't think I am an idiot, idiot!
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Old Sep 14, 2012 | 07:50 PM
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My jku ain't got no minivan engine. Pentastar baby!
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Old Sep 14, 2012 | 08:35 PM
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i will add that most minivans are probably piloted by stressed out , gotta drop kids at school and get to work in less than ten minutes and then go home and cook for jeep-car-truck-sex obsessed husband who never helps with a damn thang mom types , so its possible they drive erratically . maybe they should put sirens and pink flashing lights on these,and stock the glovebox with oxycontin. just a thought
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Old Sep 14, 2012 | 08:42 PM
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Default Minivan Engine

Originally Posted by rebar81
My jku ain't got no minivan engine. Pentastar baby!
I believe then Penstar is in the Minivan.
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Old Sep 14, 2012 | 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by B_Hall
I believe then Penstar is in the Minivan.
x2 he just has the "new" minivan engine
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