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Old 03-10-2012, 02:04 PM
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So today I was part of a group with our Jeep Club that was in one of our local Snake Saturday Day Parades. While we were in the staging area waiting for the parade to start, this guy walks up to me and said if we get stuck, he was with a Hummer group and would pull us out with his H2. I told him not to worry, we would be too busy pulling out the H1 in his group.
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Originally Posted by CHIPPER916
So today I was part of a group with our Jeep Club that was in one of our local Snake Saturday Day Parades. While we were in the staging area waiting for the parade to start, this guy walks up to me and said if we get stuck, he was with a Hummer group and would pull us out with his H2. I told him not to worry, we would be too busy pulling out the H1 in his group.
Funny! I have seen so many stuck H2s. Good come back man!
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I always thought Hummer owners had either a small penis or a large vagina. But what do i know, i'm new here.
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Originally Posted by Stapher1
I always thought Hummer owners had either a small penis or a large vagina. But what do i know, i'm new here.
Both man. They're hermaphrodites!
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Originally Posted by Stapher1
I always thought Hummer owners had either a small penis or a large vagina. But what do i know, i'm new here.
See how much you learn from this forum Hummer they still make them???
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Sounds like you need this sticker.
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Was this guy serious? What an idiot...
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He only said that because he was jealous he didn't buy a Jeep. He already knows in 10 years when you're at that same parade together he won't be driving a Hummer...so he's already starting to get Jeep Wrangler Envy.
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Originally Posted by Stapher1
I always thought Hummer owners had either a small penis or a large vagina. But what do i know, i'm new here.
Hahahaha made my day, thanks


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