Transformers Rumor
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My wife just walked in and thought I was looking at girlie sites, again.
Not as much trouble as when I had to explain that the cable TV On-demand charge for the movie "Hot Fuzz" was not what she was thinking it was.
Not as much trouble as when I had to explain that the cable TV On-demand charge for the movie "Hot Fuzz" was not what she was thinking it was.
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From: sand cruising in OBX
Brian is a lucky dude I tell ya....
As for a plot maybe the jeep should come with a massive snorkel kit and when it transforms it's the only transformer that can go underwater. In the middle of the huge exploding fight at the end of the movie and when you least expect it they jump out of the boston harbor. Three jk transformer jeeps fully equipped with snorkel kits to save the day. Oh ya with 40 inch mudders and all blacked out. KEEEEEEEWWWWWWWLLLLLL.
Did I mention the powerplant winch actutualy launches the hook and grabs the enemy and pulls them in for their ultimate fate. and when attacked the jk can either snap the axle like dislocating a shoulder and slap right back into place or disconnect the arms and swing them like saw blades. kewl
Additional weapons could be the token rocket launcher coming out of the glasspack exhaust and machine guns from the firestick look alike antenna or hi-lift jack. Maybe even the doors can come off and re-attach so they can be wings so it can also fly around the enemy. sweeeeeeet....
Options are endless
Did I also mention that the soft top doubles as a force field that can can fly off and be thrown while expanding and surrounding the hot megan fox like a force field and save her from destruction.
sorry my mind woke up briefly
As for a plot maybe the jeep should come with a massive snorkel kit and when it transforms it's the only transformer that can go underwater. In the middle of the huge exploding fight at the end of the movie and when you least expect it they jump out of the boston harbor. Three jk transformer jeeps fully equipped with snorkel kits to save the day. Oh ya with 40 inch mudders and all blacked out. KEEEEEEEWWWWWWWLLLLLL.
Did I mention the powerplant winch actutualy launches the hook and grabs the enemy and pulls them in for their ultimate fate. and when attacked the jk can either snap the axle like dislocating a shoulder and slap right back into place or disconnect the arms and swing them like saw blades. kewl
Additional weapons could be the token rocket launcher coming out of the glasspack exhaust and machine guns from the firestick look alike antenna or hi-lift jack. Maybe even the doors can come off and re-attach so they can be wings so it can also fly around the enemy. sweeeeeeet....
Options are endless
Did I also mention that the soft top doubles as a force field that can can fly off and be thrown while expanding and surrounding the hot megan fox like a force field and save her from destruction.
sorry my mind woke up briefly
Holy crap....Too freaking funny. People's wondering what the hell I'm laughing at. Almost pissed my pants and fell out of my chair!!
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Since this is the Rumor Mill forum, and there are pics of Megan Fox up, I wanted to tell you guys about a rumor that I heard because I started it.
Megan Fox totally wants to date me. I heard she found me on this forum when she was looking up things about JK's.
I told my wife about it, and she was okay with it because she said Megan was a "total babe".
Megan said that she doesn't even remember who that Brian guy is and that she wants to make out with me. I played it cool and told her it might happen if she plays her cards right.
Jealous? Yeah, I thought so...
Oh yeah, the photo of my Autobot sticker to come. I haven't had a chance to take the pic yet.
Megan Fox totally wants to date me. I heard she found me on this forum when she was looking up things about JK's.
I told my wife about it, and she was okay with it because she said Megan was a "total babe".
Megan said that she doesn't even remember who that Brian guy is and that she wants to make out with me. I played it cool and told her it might happen if she plays her cards right.
Jealous? Yeah, I thought so...
Oh yeah, the photo of my Autobot sticker to come. I haven't had a chance to take the pic yet.