So I buy a JEEP...... two weeks later I get shipped over seas!!!! The big question is, Which do I have sex with first ? JEEP, WIFE or have a threesome

 

Quicky 1st w/ wife. then long and tender with Jeep. This way she (wife)won't be too jealous.

 

Threesome....it's something you won't soon forget.

 

Yep, sex in Jeep, top off, under stars

 

Didn't I read this post under a different title? Anyhow, unless your jeep came with some option package that wasn't available on mine, definitely the wife.

 

You have her pick you up in the Jeep, and have threesome on the way home...

 

Pics would help us decide.

 

LMFAO

 

Write your wife a letter and tell her when you get off the airplane she'd better have a mattress strapped to her back. If she writes back and says "You'd just better be the first guy off that airplane", I think you know your answer. Otherwise, in the Jeep on the way home from the airport/airbase.