Where are your doors?

 

So I'm currently sitting at Jiffy Lube getting the emissions checked for my state when the technician comes in and asks me: "so, your Jeep Rubicon, is that the Wrangler or Sport edition?" I said seriously? It the Levi 4.10. The techno soon then said, "oh ya, I knew that" and walked away. Wow!

 

I went on a date with a girl that kept telling me she wanted a rubicon. I'm trying to explain to her she wouldn't need one. She finally sees my jeep and exclaims "omg you do have a rubicon." I spent the next 10 minutes trying to explain that not all 4 doors were rubicons. She still didn't understand. There wasn't a second date.

 

I've heard that one too......I tell them I have an automatic catch system built in LOL. Their look is priceless

 

Q's from the wife

1, why did you cut the front bumper up?
2, are you having a mid life crisis?
3, what the point in fixing the car to break it again?

A's from me

1, approach angles, aesthetics (trying to keep it simple)
2, still undecided
3, it's a f@&king Jeep not a car.

 

I had to add this one even though it wasn't in a Jeep. Back in the 80s I was driving a VW Jetta that was fitted with four snow tires (from Canada in the winter) on a trip through Georgia. At a gas station I was asked by the gas jockey "how do you like the four wheel drive"? . I paused, thinking that there wasn't a point to explain snow tires, said "love it, it goes anywhere, no problem". Now, 30 years later, I have a Jeep that will go anywhere, and a permagrin.

 

Is your Jeep a 4x4??? WTF why would I drive a 2 wheel drive Jeep???

Mango Tango 2011 JK 2DR

 

That could actually be a veiled insult if asked by the owner of a TJ or earlier model Jeep since in 2007 they did start making 2WD Jeeps.

 

a guy asked me if my Rubicon had anything to do with the TV show out a few years ago

 

Hate that question.