What's the Dumbest/Silliest Question You've Been Asked About Your Jeep?
"Does it have to be garaged for the winter?" - top/doorless in a tims drive through
"Do you get wet when it rains?" - everyone
Those were just recent, probably many more over the years that make me just go
"Do you get wet when it rains?" - everyone
Those were just recent, probably many more over the years that make me just go
" Do you take it off road? " ( as it's so dirty you can barely tell what color it is )
" Is that a wrangler or a rubicon? "
" I got rock rails too. " ( chrome nerf tubes )
" Aren't you afraid of falling out? " ( doors off )
" Is that a wrangler or a rubicon? "
" I got rock rails too. " ( chrome nerf tubes )
" Aren't you afraid of falling out? " ( doors off )
When bringing new guys to the trails: "Wait a sec, why the #@%* are we going up that??"
When power washing the floors: "Dude?!? What the #@%* are you doing??" -Rhino lined tub
"Aren't you worried you're going to scratch it?"
After saying something stupid about Hummers, chrome, or mall crawler/pavement princess Jeeps: "What's that look for?"
When power washing the floors: "Dude?!? What the #@%* are you doing??" -Rhino lined tub
"Aren't you worried you're going to scratch it?"
After saying something stupid about Hummers, chrome, or mall crawler/pavement princess Jeeps: "What's that look for?"
"Did you put ALL those parts on yourself or did you pay someone else to do it?"
I did (except the welding).
"Is it hard?"
No.
"Can I drive it?"
No.
"Why not?"
Cause it's my jeep. Get your own.
I did (except the welding).
"Is it hard?"
No.
"Can I drive it?"
No.
"Why not?"
Cause it's my jeep. Get your own.
this week.. "Could you have put bigger tires on it?
"Why did you cut your bumper, it's brand new?" - I said, "It looked like it had a mustache!"
"what are you going to do when you scratch it on the trail??"
And off topic, but my personal favorite stupid car question:
I pulled into a Ford dealership and asked the salesman if they had any used SuperDutys... He said, "Who makes them?"
"Why did you cut your bumper, it's brand new?" - I said, "It looked like it had a mustache!"
"what are you going to do when you scratch it on the trail??"
And off topic, but my personal favorite stupid car question:
I pulled into a Ford dealership and asked the salesman if they had any used SuperDutys... He said, "Who makes them?"
this week.. "Could you have put bigger tires on it?
"Why did you cut your bumper, it's brand new?" - I said, "It looked like it had a mustache!"
"what are you going to do when you scratch it on the trail??"
And off topic, but my personal favorite stupid car question:
I pulled into a Ford dealership and asked the salesman if they had any used SuperDutys... He said, "Who makes them?"
"Why did you cut your bumper, it's brand new?" - I said, "It looked like it had a mustache!"
"what are you going to do when you scratch it on the trail??"
And off topic, but my personal favorite stupid car question:
I pulled into a Ford dealership and asked the salesman if they had any used SuperDutys... He said, "Who makes them?"

JK Freak
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From: Independence and Lexington, KY (depends on the time of year)
Dumbest question I've ever heard was from a Chrysler salesman. I went to a dealer in town to get a replacement fog light bulb. When I walked by him, he asked,
"You wanna trade that thing in??"
Never in my entire life will this jeep leave my hands. If it gets to the point that I can't drive it anymore and I can't fix it, it's going on a pedestal in my garage like they have on top gear.
"You wanna trade that thing in??"
Never in my entire life will this jeep leave my hands. If it gets to the point that I can't drive it anymore and I can't fix it, it's going on a pedestal in my garage like they have on top gear.


