What's that smell...?
06-22-2009, 11:40 AM
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What's that smell...?
I drove to work this morning topless and doorless on the highway. It was a beautiful thing.
Along the way, I passed the gruesome scene of where a deer (?) had recently been hit by what I can only assume was a large truck or bus. The highway was red with blood, and there were pieces of deer (?) everywhere. Big meaty chunks. Whatever hit it pretty much vaporized the animal, as there was no identifiable carcass to be found. Just bits and pieces all over the road.
I continued on my way, arrived at work, and sat down at my desk. A few hours later, I smelled something that reminded me of dead animal. I remembered the deer from my morning commute, and the fact the my doors were off and my tires stick out beyond the fender flares by an inch or so, which can sometimes throw stuff up from the road....
That's when I realized that the left leg of my pants was covered in big hairy chunks of deer meat.
Eeeeew.
Along the way, I passed the gruesome scene of where a deer (?) had recently been hit by what I can only assume was a large truck or bus. The highway was red with blood, and there were pieces of deer (?) everywhere. Big meaty chunks. Whatever hit it pretty much vaporized the animal, as there was no identifiable carcass to be found. Just bits and pieces all over the road.
I continued on my way, arrived at work, and sat down at my desk. A few hours later, I smelled something that reminded me of dead animal. I remembered the deer from my morning commute, and the fact the my doors were off and my tires stick out beyond the fender flares by an inch or so, which can sometimes throw stuff up from the road....
That's when I realized that the left leg of my pants was covered in big hairy chunks of deer meat.
Eeeeew.
06-22-2009, 05:16 PM
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A guy got arrested for DUI a few months back here. He mentioned hitting a deer and wrecking his car earlier before he got arrested. Well, once we got him to the department for processing we noticed deer sh!t on his left
Shoulder! The deer must have flung around to the driver side and either Crapped on him or was split open. Pretty funny stuff.
Shoulder! The deer must have flung around to the driver side and either Crapped on him or was split open. Pretty funny stuff.
