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Old Aug 2, 2008 | 10:28 AM
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First get rid of the a/c. If it doesn't work at all, you're on your way. Then find a used minivan with great a/c. Once she gets used to the m/v then fix your air and it's good. If that doesn't work, then it was good you found out about her before it's too late.
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Old Aug 2, 2008 | 10:32 AM
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Wow. Being single all of a sudden doesn't seem so bad...
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Old Aug 2, 2008 | 01:15 PM
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I'm married.....but i never let her put my balls in a jar....gotta start off right
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Old Aug 2, 2008 | 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by njjeepthing
Call the D I V O R C E lawyer
Second that!
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Old Aug 2, 2008 | 03:52 PM
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divorce? she'd get half the JK!?
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Old Aug 2, 2008 | 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by x No Compromise Offroad x
I'm married.....but i never let her put my balls in a jar....gotta start off right
I second this one...my wife on occasion tries to pull some similar shyt, and I pretty much have to stomp on it and squash it early.

She originally didnt even want the Jk, she wanted a liberty or something similar, but after a firm hell no were getting a Jk like it or not,now she loves it and wont get out of it Lucky for me she prefers the smell of dirt over flowers too...LOL!
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Old Aug 2, 2008 | 04:21 PM
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Well...first, you need to find a wife who LIKES balls.
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Old Aug 2, 2008 | 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by RedneckJeep
Well...first, you need to find a wife who LIKES balls.
Yep
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Old Aug 3, 2008 | 12:54 AM
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Originally Posted by cmh2001
Due to financial difficulties we had to get rid of my wife's F150 (Thank God it wasn't the JK). I thought *great*, half the bills and I don't lose anything.

This whole situation is spiraling out of control....I don't know what to do...

Sleepless in South Texas...
Sleepless I gotta tell ya- whats hers is hers and whats yours is hers... Try this: grab her by the throat with your left hand, then take your right hand and slap har face repeatedly for 10 minutes. If you wake up the next morning without a butcher knife sticking out of your chest- well and good. If not- then you did your BEST.....






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Old Aug 3, 2008 | 02:55 AM
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Dude, you must dump her, it can only get worse from here! Next you'll have piink frilly stuff hanging everywhere, maybe some drapes, then............she'll stick an Oxyden Network sticker on it.

I kind of like the slap her around bit. If she kills you well, you're better off dead then allowing a potpouri jeep to suffer.

Rock on
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