Withhold sex till she changes her mind,, oh wait,, that only works for them doesnt it,,,,

 

My better half has been kicking around trading in her Liberty for something more fuel efficient due to the high miles she drives. I am going to do my best to make sure she gets something she really likes so she doesn't get bored and try to pull the swap on me.

 

Mine want to trade the 06 libby in on a 4dr jk,, better jeep,, worse fuel mileage..

 

This is the biggest oxymoron ever stated. She's GOOD you may not even know it but they're in the jar alright. she's just waiting to cover the holes in the top of jar an smother the life out of them!!!!!!

 

How many do you have?

 

That sounds good to me...



...But then who would change my JK's differential oil
Ok so...you guys can be useful after all

 

Sell the wife.

 

Sometimes I think one too many,, but one..


Oh,, mine doesn't keep my balls in a jar,,


Keeps them in her purse so in case I need them they are easier to get to.. so there!

 

the EX tried that one on me.

I wonder if she is still trying it on the next unwitting schmuck?

 

Roger that. Anyone who claims theirs arent is a deluded fool with a very conniving wife who just allows them enough leway to believe they arent. She is good, very, very, good.

Your doomed.