I had an old guy at the gun store walk in and say: "Who brought the wanna be hummer?" I asked him: H1 or HumVee? He said: "Both".
I almost felt bad while kicking his 80 year old ass but you gotta do what you gotta do..........

 

that's awesome

It cracks me up when someone asks me "what color is your car" or "nice truck dude"..

 

Shoulda just said "I did, because the Hummer is still stuck."

 

Did you wash his mouth out with soap?

 

I drove past a group of kids walking up a dirt road in early august,, had the bikini top on and the duster cover.. I could here a couple of em saying "that is one efin sweet car" one in the group corrected them said its no car,, that a jeep.. turned out to be one of my buddies kids.. felt almost bad when I told him he couldnt have any of my beer cause he wasnt even 18.. He got over it the next day tho,, let him drive it up on the mountain at the campground..

 

My 5 year old calls it "daddys Jeep" and calles hummers Jeeps

 

My Neighbor told me today that my hummer does well in the snow. This is from a guy that calls his 71 fj40 a jeep!

 

My 1-year old grand daughter has her own Jeep. Ok, it's a stroller, but it's an "official" Jeep stroller.

So, I load her Jeep into my Jeep and we go wheelin' in the park... When I bounce her over a tree root she grins and waves her arms wildly. Gotta break them in early.


My regards,

Widewing

 

the jeep/hummer stories are always fun to listen to..
amazing how stupid some people are..

JEEP > HUMMER
JEEP > FJ

 

I should've given him a little Jeep for his 4th birthday instead of the little Corvette. Then he'd be driving his own and this wouldn't have happened! Who knew!