When we arrived at hula mama's, we were highly anticipating a fun night based on previous reviews. As we entered the restaurant, we were greeted by a chaotic, chatty, greeting staff, and were pointed to our table(not taken). We were given the table closest to the stage, but next to the window. None of the people in our party would have been able to see the stage from this particular table, which makes going to their "luau" a moot point. As we arrived at the table, we discovered a swarm of ants had taken residence, and had their way with both the pineapple, and the cake on the table. We waited for a while for a waitress to come by, when we finally got her attention and pointed out the pest problem, she scurried off with the cake(left the pineapple for later) and we waited another few minutes for someone to come with a rag and wipe down the table. I'm not sure if this occurred to them, but a swarm of ants is generally not discouraged by a dude with a wet cloth. The ants went away temporarily, but we were soon rejoined by our six legged stingy friends. after waiting what could be considered a inordinate amount of time by any other restaurant standards, we finally received our non alcoholic "tropical drink", and we discovered that my wife's tropical drink had been invaded by another small, winged creature. At this point we had made up our minds and decided that the ants and gnats and poor customer service were no longer deserving of our hard earned money. as we left, the manager(I'm assuming) offered to wipe down the table once more. We probably would have stayed if he had volunteered a new place to sit, but he seemed unconcerned because he had said there were no available tables, even though it was quite obvious that there were. As we left, we even overheard someone say that we had given up "the best table in the house". I'm not sure how that was defined, because stinging ants, gnats, and no view of the stage would not constitute the best table in the house. As a final laugh, one of the ants had hitched a ride somewhere on my clothes and stung me in the car a few miles away from the restaurant. awesome.