My guess is that you aren't in Alaska yet...

I always drove to the self carwash when I lived in apartments.
I like the aspect of power wash but they can tend to be crowded and lame depending on when and where you go.
No compressed air makes for difficult interior clean up too so I let you slide this time

 

I just washed mine at the station yesterday.

 

Had to do something to make stock bumper look half way decent. They are only 55w bulbs though.