Russ,
Thanks again for providing your services! My cousin-in-law can rest knowning his lady is rollon rite inthe Caddy-Wack Escky while he's out in Iraq! Viva la GENTE!!!!!

 

Oye, claro que si, guey!
Dile tu primo que yo quiero el a pelear con fuerza pero tambien con mucha cuidado. Sabes?


I'm glad I was able to help with the tires. I'll try to keep you apprised of our dealios as I run across them. I would announce them publicly, pero los moderadores no le gustan cuando yo anuncio nuestras rebajas en publico. It's freakin' wretched and whack, yo se, but what can you do??? I hope you cats had fun at In N' Out. Okay, pues, I'm out. Hasta pronto, jefe!


Russ D.

 

Entonces que petho? There will most likely be a run to Miller next month. You in?

Havent seen you since the last time I saw you.

I can imagine you, Yogurt, Twindad, and Augie. Between the three of you....there is enough humor for a lifetime!

you guys are some of the funniest cabrones I have ever met!

 

I'll try to make it, cabron, but I'm not making any promises (so as not to disappoint later). My boss is straight nazi when it comes to granting Saturdays off. We'll see what happens. I would have been there last night, but mi madre needed a ride to LAX to go see the grandparents...you know how it goes, the dutiful son and all.


Russ D.

 

Guys I was just getting to the point I could understand spanish and now you get all english speaking on me!!!!!

 

Ha ha ha ha ha...THAT is priceless.


Russ D.

 

Oh, and on a completely separate note, allow me to bid farewell to a dear friend that has been with me for the past twenty (20) fun-loving and rollicking good months:


MY FACTORY WARRANTY


We had a heck of a time together, love, you...spurring me to drive with reckless abandon off road, goading me on and having me throw all cares to the wind...knowing that Mopar would have my back (more or less) to clean up any bone-headed maneuver and/or damage I may have inflicted on the rig.


Me...enjoying that peace of mind that you brought each and every day when I got behind the wheel...secure in the fact that any excessive fagging off on my behalf that may have resulted in vehicle damage would be dealt with in a ruthlessly swift and proficient manner.


Alas, I just finished washing my hands after completing my twelfth and final oil change under your tender loving regime. As I glanced at my odometer reading 36022 miles and as I contemplated the last of the Dial antibacterial soap residue from my now clean hands circling the drain...I had a rather cathartic epiphany: you MADE me a better driver...more cautious, more alert, and more sensitive to my vehicle's needs. Indeed, this will not be the last oil change on this vehicle...not by a long shot. However, it is the MOST special of oil changes because today, I bid adieu to a dear and ever worthy ally in my driving world. Rest in Peace my dear warranty, and when you invariably resurrect yourself in the form of a brand new 3 year/36k mile behemoth for a 2009 Hardtop Jeep Wrangler "X" with 3 miles on the odometer (as it was when we first met), purchased by some suave, smooth, RIDICULOUSLY handsome and INSANELY brilliant ethnically confused young brotha' (is he black/white/Latin...WHAT IS HE???).....



PLEASE, remember the good times we had. Be gentle, be kind, and be patient to your new friend as he completes mod after mod, mile after mile, and go easy on him when he accidentally spits his chewing gum BEHIND the dash while listening to Ellis on the Faction...know that he did NOT do it out of malice or spite. I love you, warranty, good-bye.


As the great Ambassador Spock would say, "Live Long...and Prosper." (Tears of joy AND sadness)


Russ D.

 

Who wrote this? Where is Russ Dog?

Sounds like a speech writer for the President wrote this.

I see what you really do for a living Russ.

 

Wow so intelligente.......it brought tears to my eyes.

 

It almost brought me to tears too! I am gonna hate to go through this shit too!