Well, since he spends all of his time on this site, I figured that I would venture out here and introduce myself. I am officially Woods' Old Ride. My wonderful Woods has a new love, he met her back in February and I was there when they came upon each other. I will admit, she is a total hottie, she is a smooth ride and Woods has not been happier since. I know, many of you have met her; I call her Rubi. From what I see, Woods has her perfectly cleaned (except for when they have been out together messing around in the mud all day), he enjoys her most when she is topless (he is a boob guy, after all) and he already put a ho stamp on her backside (yes, the thrashed republican elephant). I will admit my initial jealousy, but I have come to realize that Woods is so dang happy with Rubi that it is not my place to interfere.

Thanks to you all for the fun you have provided Woods; between this forum and Rubi he is a fairly satisfied old guy. (Besides the scantily clad female photos seem to make the forum all the more fun). Keep up the good work.

 

current wife and proud of it... Just sharing him with his new love.

 

 

My Wife Rocks! I love nothing better than to see my girl fully workin my boyz on the forum. She's not my Ex, and she's not going to be my Ex.

Honey, Post up, and you put yourself at risk of ridicule and humor...

Couple reasons I love my Rubi more than my Old Ride:
- A lift is a lot less expensive, and I can install it myself
- I get to show how hot my Rubi looks topless, to everybody


Couple reasons I love my Old Ride more than my Rubi:
- She has a bumper to bumper lifetime warranty. Not just limited to the drive terrain.
- I'm the only guy who gets to see her topless
- My Old Ride is really Hot


I wonder how she found this website???

BTW, I show her any and all pics of wild women on this forum.

 

I'm going home and blocking this forum from my wife's laptop!

 

I will have Woods take the photo this evening when I get home. I warn you, Woods put a bun in my oven so the picture will not be as hot as your lovely lady.

 

I am a dork, I thought you wanted a picture of me and then realized you are asking for one of Woods... How vain of me. Oops.

 

Uh yah. That's exactly what I was thinking too!

 

Jillian holding today's paper. Just taken a few minutes ago. Alive and well.

 

Hmm? The shadows don't look the same. Look at the way the flag is waving. Look at the lettering on the newspaper. Something doesn't look right! Where's RUBI!!!!!! My theory is she cloned Woods and dumped the real Woods and Rubi off the cliff!!!!