What up peeps?!?!

I will make this brief, merciless, and to the point:

The wretched Po-Po caught big Russ D. in the HOV lane today on the 170 without any additional passengers in the rig...suffice it to say, this translates to what I am certain is going to be a rather pricey ticket...a ticket I DO NOT have the feria for right now.

That being said (and you can clown away after reading that, if you must ), I need to make some bucks...QUICK, so that means I have to do some surgery on the JK by putting my winch up for sale. I have a 2007 Warn 9.5ti Thermometric bad daddy with SOMEONE'S name on it. I'm sure most of you know the specs on this thing, but if not, here you go:


* 125', 5/16" diameter (30m, 8mm diam.) Wire Rope
* Zinc plated Roller Fairlead
* Gen II, Series Wound™ Motor
* Remote switch, 12' (3.7m) lead
* Spring- loaded control switches
* Automatic Direct Drive Cone Brake
* 3-Stage Planetary with a 156:1 ratio
* Sliding Ring Gear Clutch for freespooling Weather-shielded solenoids
* Color-coded 2 gauge, 72" cables and connectors

This winch normally retails for between $1150-$1400 bones. I'm letting it go for a scant $800.00 clams. I've only used it for a couple of pulls, and it is still in phenomenal shape. Also, the winch is covered by a neoprene cover made by Warn when it is not in use, so the winch body and motor have never seen any corrosion or moisture exposure. Obviously, I will include the remote (w/LED flashlight) and roller fairlead. I have some pictures below. The plan is to pay my ticket and still be able to slap on a Smittybilt XRC10 for emergency use only. PLEASE, don't let a warrant be issued for this handsome brotha's arrest!!!


Russ D.

 

Awwww Russ!!! Can't help yah out but I feel for yah!

 

I'm glad at least I was able to amuse you!


Russ D.

 

And of course, that last post contained no malice directed at you...just the overzealous CHP douchebag that couldn't give a brotha' a break.


Russ D.

 

Sorry to hear that, Russ. I wish I had $800.00 to take that winch off of your hands, but they don't call me "Poor Dad" for nothing. The CHP does not give breaks in the HOV lane, but I guess you already know that! And no, I cant make the ticket disappear......

 

Ah, don't even trip P-Dubious. I wouldn't ask you to utilize your power like that, anyway, t'would be the WRONG thing to do. Maybe you can answer this though: do you know if your insurance rates get affected with a HOV violation?


Russ D.

 

I am thinking you should be OK if you go to traffic school. You have not been in the last 18 months, have you? You will still have to pay all the fees, though.

 

Yeah, I haven't done traffic school in like four or five years (since my last speeding ticket). I didn't think you could do traffic school for a carpool violation. That's cool, then. I ain't even TRIPPIN'!


Russ D.

 

Sale is pending to smalcomson.


Russ D.

 

damn russ dizzle hate to see ya lose that nice tool,good luck with the popo ticket.