Top 10 Best Off-Roading Words of Wisdom
08-29-2009, 05:12 PM
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08-30-2009, 09:42 PM
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Always check!
Coming down hill the mud puddle in front of me looked shallow... But after my entire right front 35" tire was completely swallowed and my jeep is now on 3 wheels and sinking i started to think other wise.
Coming down hill the mud puddle in front of me looked shallow... But after my entire right front 35" tire was completely swallowed and my jeep is now on 3 wheels and sinking i started to think other wise.
08-30-2009, 10:43 PM
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in the words of my friend ryan "i dont care what i break im getting over this rock"
then shortly after he floored his dodge's bumper right into a boulder.
and what my dad said to me the 2nd day i had the jeep, "ur stupid, u have a 100 miles on it and 50 of them were beating the shit out of it in the desert"
then shortly after he floored his dodge's bumper right into a boulder.
and what my dad said to me the 2nd day i had the jeep, "ur stupid, u have a 100 miles on it and 50 of them were beating the shit out of it in the desert"
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08-31-2009, 06:02 AM
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with my wife piloting my 1 month old 4dr Rubicon on a newbie run...
Trail leader: Maybe you should have taken that line to the left.
Wife: (on verge of panic attack) Is anything broken. What happened, why are we stuck.
Trail leader: Not to scare you or anything, but you only have one wheel touching the ground. Oh, and you might have to replace that plastic side step.
Wife: (in the throes of a panic attack) One wheel touching the ground.
We're not going to tip over or anything are we? 
...5 minutes later she handed the reins back over to me.
...3 weeks later she was dumped her '05 Accord in favor of her own 2dr Rubicon.
Trail leader: Maybe you should have taken that line to the left.
Wife: (on verge of panic attack) Is anything broken. What happened, why are we stuck.
Trail leader: Not to scare you or anything, but you only have one wheel touching the ground. Oh, and you might have to replace that plastic side step.
Wife: (in the throes of a panic attack) One wheel touching the ground.
We're not going to tip over or anything are we? ...5 minutes later she handed the reins back over to me.
...3 weeks later she was dumped her '05 Accord in favor of her own 2dr Rubicon.
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08-31-2009, 08:59 AM
#108
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My first time to RC I got told:
"Welcome to the JK group, Wow is that brand new... not for long... "
"Hope you like pinstripes"
"wait wait wait wait... what did you say?"
"yep he said it was a lease"
"hahahaha fuck man, you just turned that lease with an option to buy it, into a lease with a demand you buy it"
someones wife "ohhh dont be a pussy"
this ended with a huge CLANK and me high centered all four wheels off the ground spinning and teetering like a seasaw...
followed by "why on earth would you listen to me"
hahahaha
I also had...
"ummm for this you might wana turn up the music real loud, to drown out the rock on metal noise"
"hahahahaha (pointing and laughing)did you really just bang out feet before getting back in your rig?"
"ummm main rule here... if its got a name... stay the hell away from it"
"watch out for easter eggs" in reference to the toyota group without a single splash of mud on any of there trucks...
"I am sure glad your stupid enough to do this stuff... cus its alot of fun and it's not guna cost me anything when it breaks." my friend in the passanger seat.
Recently fun quotes...
"ohh yea, 100% you hydrolocked the bitch... might wana call insurance and soften em up to the news."
"ummm why did everything shut off" (my friend as it hydrolocked...)
"at least you have that on video..."
"Welcome to the JK group, Wow is that brand new... not for long... "
"Hope you like pinstripes"
"wait wait wait wait... what did you say?"
"yep he said it was a lease"
"hahahaha fuck man, you just turned that lease with an option to buy it, into a lease with a demand you buy it"
someones wife "ohhh dont be a pussy"
this ended with a huge CLANK and me high centered all four wheels off the ground spinning and teetering like a seasaw...
followed by "why on earth would you listen to me"
hahahaha
I also had...
"ummm for this you might wana turn up the music real loud, to drown out the rock on metal noise"
"hahahahaha (pointing and laughing)did you really just bang out feet before getting back in your rig?"
"ummm main rule here... if its got a name... stay the hell away from it"
"watch out for easter eggs" in reference to the toyota group without a single splash of mud on any of there trucks...
"I am sure glad your stupid enough to do this stuff... cus its alot of fun and it's not guna cost me anything when it breaks." my friend in the passanger seat.
Recently fun quotes...
"ohh yea, 100% you hydrolocked the bitch... might wana call insurance and soften em up to the news."
"ummm why did everything shut off" (my friend as it hydrolocked...)
"at least you have that on video..."
Those are all pretty good!
