Top 10 Best Off-Roading Words of Wisdom
03-15-2009, 06:44 PM
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http://videos.streetfire.net/video/H...uck_640216.htm
"Turn that wheel to the right when he tugs you too"
Not that far right
"I think we could have got it backwards"
"Turn that wheel to the right when he tugs you too"
Not that far right
"I think we could have got it backwards"
03-15-2009, 07:05 PM
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"That doesn't look good. Well... look at the tire tracks, other people made it, we should be fine." Then... Holy F@#$ what I was I thinking, aint doin that again. That was a quote from me on a trail in Moab. Forgot to think those tire marks may be from A Jeep with bigger tires, higher clearance and more horsepoewer.
03-16-2009, 08:28 PM
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"walking after getting stuck"Man this mud smells "splat face first" I GOT IT IN MY MOUTH...it taste terrible. Then spit it out.
After getting stuck in middle of cow pasture
After getting stuck in middle of cow pasture
03-18-2009, 01:46 PM
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If you find yourself in unfamiliar territory and can't see the ground in front of you; always use a spotter.
Don't forget to air down.
If you take the top off, don't forget the sunblock.
Remember to bring water and something to munch on if you're out for more than a few hours.
Don't be embarrassed to take the bypass if you don't feel comfortable about it.
Don't forget to air down.
If you take the top off, don't forget the sunblock.
Remember to bring water and something to munch on if you're out for more than a few hours.
Don't be embarrassed to take the bypass if you don't feel comfortable about it.
03-20-2009, 06:15 PM
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03-21-2009, 09:31 PM
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Me: Do you want to go the fun way or the smart way
Wife: THE FUN WAY!!!
10 Seconds later
Me: Mother F(*&(^^( Go)(*&*^ Stupid Go(*)&&
5 hours later
Me: Well that sucked
Wife: I hate you
Wife: THE FUN WAY!!!
10 Seconds later
Me: Mother F(*&(^^( Go)(*&*^ Stupid Go(*)&&
5 hours later
Me: Well that sucked
Wife: I hate you
03-22-2009, 06:15 AM
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Wheelin friend on CB; New one yesterday, You know you can make it up the same line every time, why don't you try a differant one
Me; sure, what the hell
freind; I have got to see this
Me; OH S%$T, broke my driver window
friend; you were suposted to miss that stump
Me; F you Butt Hole, i know that, i was in a slideways slide
I got up and looked at the damage, small new dent in the door and thaught to me self, good thing i wheel with the windows down.
Me; sure, what the hell
freind; I have got to see this
Me; OH S%$T, broke my driver window
friend; you were suposted to miss that stump
Me; F you Butt Hole, i know that, i was in a slideways slide
I got up and looked at the damage, small new dent in the door and thaught to me self, good thing i wheel with the windows down.
