Top 10 Best Off-Roading Words of Wisdom
03-05-2009, 10:13 PM
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"Lockers are for girls!"
"Who needs Lockers when you've got secondaries!"
"OPEN THE SECONDARIES!"
"I'm allmost certain we turn left here"
"Team Sh*tter- if it bends in, it'll bend out or we'll cut it off!"
"Live Harder, Die upside down!"
"Just one More Go!"
"Caution! No 5 digit value vehicles beyond this point"
"Want Triple Lockers? Get a Range Rover"
"Drive it like you Sold it!"
"Who needs Lockers when you've got secondaries!"
"OPEN THE SECONDARIES!"
"I'm allmost certain we turn left here"
"Team Sh*tter- if it bends in, it'll bend out or we'll cut it off!"
"Live Harder, Die upside down!"
"Just one More Go!"
"Caution! No 5 digit value vehicles beyond this point"
"Want Triple Lockers? Get a Range Rover"
"Drive it like you Sold it!"
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03-08-2009, 12:16 AM
#72
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"I dno man" -me
"Your golden, trust me" -buddy
"Ok......."-me
*Horrible metal meets rock sound*
"It sounds louder" -me
"It sounds gooooooood"-buddy
ended up ripping my exhaust off on the first trail i ran when i had just moved to Az, this was in my lifted durango before I got the jk, we still laugh about it aha
"Your golden, trust me" -buddy
"Ok......."-me
*Horrible metal meets rock sound*
"It sounds louder" -me
"It sounds gooooooood"-buddy
ended up ripping my exhaust off on the first trail i ran when i had just moved to Az, this was in my lifted durango before I got the jk, we still laugh about it aha
03-09-2009, 09:46 AM
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"It doesn't look THAT steep...... LETS GIVE IT A TRY!!"
"Is that creeking noise normal?"
"I'll do it if you do it!"
"If you were a REAL friend, you would have stopped me before I tried that!"
and my personal favorite...... Doc307 said this about me at Durhamtown.
Ya'll watch out. He ain't afraid of using the skinny pedal!"
"Is that creeking noise normal?"
"I'll do it if you do it!"
"If you were a REAL friend, you would have stopped me before I tried that!"
and my personal favorite...... Doc307 said this about me at Durhamtown.
Ya'll watch out. He ain't afraid of using the skinny pedal!"
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03-15-2009, 11:05 AM
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It all started with "Dude we can make that"
Me: "I dunno"
friend: "your a p*$$y"
followed by a loud snap and grinding
and this is the next thing i heard out of my friends mouth "Man you sure are lucky you get paid this week" Turned out to be a broken short arm on the front axle of my 79 bronco.
Me: "I dunno"
friend: "your a p*$$y"
followed by a loud snap and grinding
and this is the next thing i heard out of my friends mouth "Man you sure are lucky you get paid this week" Turned out to be a broken short arm on the front axle of my 79 bronco.