Driving down the road, minding my own buisness.. Hear something hit next to me, thought it was a juicy bug. It was poo... eewwwwww

 

$hit happens.

Happened to me last week on the beach, caught the side of the dash on the driver's side. must've been a fly by.

 

HA...... Funny story, I was standing under a tree during a rain storm and thought a big rain drop hit me in the cheek, so my automatic reaction was to wipe my cheek on my shoulder.....Then I got a wiff of a funny smell so I felt my cheek .......looked at my hand aaannnddd!!!!!! it wasnt a rain drop. Long story short I ended up digging bird crap out of my ear because i smeared it all the way from my cheek all the way around the side of my face