I bet you cant top this jeep story!
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From: DALLAS, TX
I bet you cant top this jeep story!
Okay not sure why I havent shared this story with the JK forum yet but it is too funny/gross to pass up.
Okay so my buddy and I are seniors in highschool and decide to road trip down to the coast (Port Aransas, TX) for spring break. Are main reason for going was three hotties we go to school with were going as well and we decided we would "bump" into them on the beach (plan worked PERFECT). It is now thursday afternoon (3rd day we were down there) and we are sunburnt and completely wiped out. We had stumbled in around 6am that morning after staying the night in the girls hotel room
best. night. ever. We wake up to the sounds of banging on our hotel room door. I open it to find a pretty upset hotel manager. Apparently we were being kicked out for making to much noise when we had come in at 6 and a family had complained. Awesome. So we pack up our crap and begin hauling it out to the Jeep. So at this point I am sleep deprived, sunburnt, and pissed off. I walk over to the Jeep and the front seats have been pushed forward (top and doors were off). I stare at the Jeep confused because I know for a fact neither of us had done it. I begin to circle the jeep to see if anything had been stolen, and guess what I find on my front driver side fender. A freaking condom! SOMEONE HAD SEX IN MY JEEP!!!!!! Greatest part was they left me a nasty red thong in the floorboards 
For real though, talk about a crappy morning. The wierd part is they must have done it right after we drove in because any later and people would have been out and about by 7am. Must have been a quicky but still! Needless to say I washed the back seat when I got home....
Okay so my buddy and I are seniors in highschool and decide to road trip down to the coast (Port Aransas, TX) for spring break. Are main reason for going was three hotties we go to school with were going as well and we decided we would "bump" into them on the beach (plan worked PERFECT). It is now thursday afternoon (3rd day we were down there) and we are sunburnt and completely wiped out. We had stumbled in around 6am that morning after staying the night in the girls hotel room
best. night. ever. We wake up to the sounds of banging on our hotel room door. I open it to find a pretty upset hotel manager. Apparently we were being kicked out for making to much noise when we had come in at 6 and a family had complained. Awesome. So we pack up our crap and begin hauling it out to the Jeep. So at this point I am sleep deprived, sunburnt, and pissed off. I walk over to the Jeep and the front seats have been pushed forward (top and doors were off). I stare at the Jeep confused because I know for a fact neither of us had done it. I begin to circle the jeep to see if anything had been stolen, and guess what I find on my front driver side fender. A freaking condom! SOMEONE HAD SEX IN MY JEEP!!!!!! Greatest part was they left me a nasty red thong in the floorboards For real though, talk about a crappy morning. The wierd part is they must have done it right after we drove in because any later and people would have been out and about by 7am. Must have been a quicky but still! Needless to say I washed the back seat when I got home....
