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Originally Posted by davidwm71 (Post 290435)

I personally try not to admit I'm from Jersey. It is pretty bad and I can't believe he "fessed up" to it.:)

Off topic, yes -- but I've lived in 6 states and overall, NJ is the best one of them! Expensive and over-regulated, yes -- filled with Democrats, yes -- but quality of living (if you can afford to live in a good area) is tough to match! :yup:

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Originally Posted by gifford888 (Post 289161)

I just read the post titled "Stupid door....hopefully not the only idiot" and since I got a laugh at his expense -- I figured that I'd share my stupidity so others could have a laugh...

I got my JK about 2 months ago -- I washed it a few weeks later and was rather irritated when I went to clean the back window as I couldn't reach very well behind the spare tire but figured that it was ok -- couldn't really see behind there anyway... :thinking:

So, we get warm weather in NJ and I'm washing it this Monday -- finished washing/waxing -- then go to do the windows again... I get the thinking :thinking: , ok -- this time, I'll just reach in there better...;)

Then, it hits me like a ton of dunce caps! O-P-E-N...T-H-E...G-A-T-E...Y-O-U...D-O-P-E :duh:

:rotflmao1: :rotflmao1: :rotflmao1: This same thing happened when I bought mine at the dealer, except it was the morons who detailed it that couldnt figure out how to clean behind the tire, for the window or the bumper...I told my sales guy they missed some spots after I had checked it over and he gets the 2 guys that washed it and they are trying to reach their hands in behind the tire, I let them struggle for a couple minutes then I opened the tailgate for them :doh: :rotflmao1:

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Originally Posted by The_Captain (Post 289236)

You are among friends...

at least my friends. First few times I took the doors and tops off for summer, whenever my freinds would get out I would act all mad and yell, LOCK THE FREAKIN' DOORS MAN!! and laugh my butt off when they turn around and reach.

Or when I wired up my Fog lights and couldn't get them to turn on so I was gonna go to my friends house, and then my Jeep wouldn't start, so I connected my battery, started it drove around the block and went back home and tried the switch with the battery connected, and bammo, it worked.:D

:rotflmao1: damn those tricky batteries

I wired up my KC's and they werent working, I check all the wiring is hooked up and check the inline fuses all good and I'm just standing there looking at the battery and then I dawns on me, hook up the power wire to the RED positive terminal not that other black one :crazyeyes: :rotflmao1:

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Originally Posted by climb.on (Post 289816)

When someone aske me why is the auto window switch on the dash and not on the door. I tell them its so you can roll the windows down when the doors are off

Did they believe you?????:rotflmao1: :rotflmao2: :rotflmao2: :rotflmao2: :rotflmao2: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

well your not as bad as me. when i start really thinking about my jeep while lying in bed or so i keep coming too the point of trying to figure out where my spare tire is located. ouch.

I slept in once!:embarrased:

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Originally Posted by StevieRay (Post 289789)

I went to Lowes with my wife. She was on the phone and stayed in the car while I went in. I locked the doors with the clicker and went in. Then I get a call from my wife yelling at me to come outside, I can hear the horn alarm in the background. When she tried to get out of the Jeep to come in, the alarm went off and she couldn't turn it off! Boy that thing is loud! :eek2:

This one cracked me up :rotflmao1: :rotflmao1: :rotflmao1: I'm going to do that to my girlfriend just because it's funny.

It is also easier to put a tire cover on if you open the tailgate......Uh Huh Uh Huh:yup:

Dave