Thngs you'll never do to your Jeep. The critic's thread.
Originally Posted by vedo13
Yeah, I'd much rather have a soft top too. But when you live near the ghetto, have no off-street parking, and every sap who has a soft top has 5 patches of DUCT TAPE where the hood rats have slashed it because they're too F-n STUPID to just UNZIP the damn thing or open the unlocked door when they want to break in, you kind of have to pick the hard top over the higher insurance deductibles (or rates--take your pick) every time you want to get it fixed. Such is life. But, if it means I can still enjoy my jeep.....it's worth it.
Ever see a hard top 4-door with half doors? I feel your pain, buddy!!

Oh I forgot the one thing that drives me absolutely crazy on any Jeep or car for that matter is dealership stickers. If you want me to advertise for you I should be getting paid for it.
Oh and if you have testicles hanging from your jeep please purchase underwear for it.
Oh and if you have testicles hanging from your jeep please purchase underwear for it.

But in my defense....... I like them; especially in comparison to all other steps I've seen that could replace them.
I agree with most of you as far as things you can't stand.
Here's my list:
Chrome
Lowered Jeeps
Half doors
Soft Tops that aren't taken care of/GRUNGY
Anything that admits you're an Obama supporter stuck all over your jeep
People who don't wave back (I always feel like I'm that person that sorta does a half wave and when the other person isn't looking or doesn't wave back, I act like I'm reaching for something)

Lifted Jeeps with too small of tires. IE, a 4 inch lift with stock tires - you know what I'm talking about!
I dont plan on rock crawling since I live on Long Island and its all sand. If I ever do however, Ill buy the rails and put them on before I hit the trails.
Originally Posted by ptarnuzzer
I can understand the mis-matched spare, I was lucky and got a set of 5 tires and wheels off Craig's List for $400, but if I were buying new $250.00 wheels and $300.00 tires, I'd probably only buy a set of four also! $550.00 for something that's going to hang off the back of the Jeep and look pretty is a bit much... Now just getting a tire the same diameter as the ones I'm running may make more sense than leaving the little Steelie and the stock tire, and would be way more practical!
And as for my list, they probably have all been said...
Truck nuts
Chrome
Lowering kit
Low pro tires on big ass wheels
Chrome
Mismatching spares
Spare tire cover
Angry eyes
Chrome
Headlight eyelashes
Color matched hardtop (black only)
Chrome
Under carriage neon lights
Stinger...I understand the need....I just wouldn't get one. More I'd get is the PSC brawler bar
Snorkel...again, I understand the need....just not for me
Blacked out headlights/taillights
There's probably more, but this is the majority
Truck nuts
Chrome
Lowering kit
Low pro tires on big ass wheels
Chrome
Mismatching spares
Spare tire cover
Angry eyes
Chrome
Headlight eyelashes
Color matched hardtop (black only)
Chrome
Under carriage neon lights
Stinger...I understand the need....I just wouldn't get one. More I'd get is the PSC brawler bar
Snorkel...again, I understand the need....just not for me
Blacked out headlights/taillights
There's probably more, but this is the majority
Originally Posted by Macavity
One of the things I always make the dealership do when they do the final detailing is remove their name from any part of the vehicle (decals/license plate brackets/tire covers). Only had them complain a couple of times. Asking them to renegotiate the purchase price to account for the advertising always shuts them up.

Originally Posted by Macavity
One of the things I always make the dealership do when they do the final detailing is remove their name from any part of the vehicle (decals/license plate brackets/tire covers). Only had them complain a couple of times. Asking them to renegotiate the purchase price to account for the advertising always shuts them up.

Ok, I hate road queens. I know mine is brand new and I want to keep it looking good for as long as possible but it's the first brand new vehicle I have ever owned and I'm proud of myself for choosing a jeep to do it with.
I can't stand big tall bling wheels and low profile off road tires. There's an oxymoron if I ever heard one(low profile off road tires). I'd rather stay stock !!!
I can't stand big tall bling wheels and low profile off road tires. There's an oxymoron if I ever heard one(low profile off road tires). I'd rather stay stock !!!


