Figured this is the best place to put it so here's the questions. What kinda winch (if any) could pull a 1/2 ton pickup in park? Yes the purpose is pretty devious but useful for highly-contested parking spots. Stupid question? Probably

 

Are we talking a dry paved parking lot? You shouldn't need a winch, it wouldn't take a lot especially if the truck was in 2 wheel drive. It's going to make a lot of noise and you could potentially do some serious damage to the other persons transmission dragging it like that.

 

Dry or roughly an inch or 2 of snow, depends when i do it. How bad would the tran damage be?

 

I think whatever winch you get you will drag the jeep not the truck.

 

It could be a tranny replacement and criminal charges lol

 

Could require a tranny rebuild, could flat spot the tires, could cause damage to the axle shafts though that's not likely in a solid axle truck. Professional tow truck drivers cause damage sometimes and they know what they are doing.

If your thinking about doing it for a prank or if the owner is going to know who did it you may want to rethink your plan. You could end up liable for a big repair bill.

Not to rain on your parade but I don't think it's a good idea...

 

You don't need to rain on his parade, he is from Seattle... Bada bing bada boom.

 

Damn...that did rain on my parade!But yeah im not used to that enough. Oh well then, pranks off!

 

Smart move, just put a jack under right rear wheel enough to get the wheel off the ground, and then stand around and watch

 

Ohhhh.... I like that one.