Originally Posted by justinstoffregen

I can't believe I stumbled across this! Fantastic! I thought I was on a dirty talk thread...I mean a...you know, a regular thread. Yeah, a regular thread...cause I would never read a dirty talk thread.
Thanks for starting this. It's a lot of fun.

Originally Posted by CreepJeep

Hi, my name is Joe. I love my Rubicon, but I must say....My wife's Hummer is way better. I don't mean to hate on Jeeps or anything, because I do love my Jeep. However, the way her white Hummer just glistens in the sunlight.... and it's rugged appearance, just makes me have secret thoughts about owning one. I keep telling her to trade her Hummer in for a 4-door Rubicon, but I think it's secretly because I think a 4-door Jeep looks a lot like her Hummer in many ways.

What should I DO?? Sometimes, after she goes to bed at night, I sneak outside & sit in it, and pretend I'm doing some wicked awesome rock crawling in it. I never turn the engine over to hear it run because I'm afraid it will wake her up, but it sounds like a BEAST under that hood!

Maybe I'll buy some bad ass tires for it & tell her it's for "her", when actually... I just wanna see it more mod-ed out. Maybe I'll get her a winch too.....

Originally Posted by CGnTtown

Delete your account right now and don't come back. Your probably better off in a hummer anyways.