Hi, my name is Joe. I love my Rubicon, but I must say....My wife's Hummer is way better. I don't mean to hate on Jeeps or anything, because I do love my Jeep. However, the way her white Hummer just glistens in the sunlight.... and it's rugged appearance, just makes me have secret thoughts about owning one. I keep telling her to trade her Hummer in for a 4-door Rubicon, but I think it's secretly because I think a 4-door Jeep looks a lot like her Hummer in many ways.

What should I DO?? Sometimes, after she goes to bed at night, I sneak outside & sit in it, and pretend I'm doing some wicked awesome rock crawling in it. I never turn the engine over to hear it run because I'm afraid it will wake her up, but it sounds like a BEAST under that hood!

Maybe I'll buy some bad ass tires for it & tell her it's for "her", when actually... I just wanna see it more mod-ed out. Maybe I'll get her a winch too.....

 

Uhh...what? This must be a joke.

 

I think you got that wrong... That hummer looks like a JK... We have about 50 years on that hummer. And that winch would be a good mod. Better go with 10,500 or larger, they are tanks. It took my jeep and a 1/2 ford to get one out of some mud hole last year.

 

Delete your account right now and don't come back. Your probably better off in a hummer anyways.

 

I've had a hummer from.....



na, not even going there!

 

I think this is a joke... If not someone has serious problems.

 

Boo-urns!

 

I'm new to the club, but that just seems wrong on SO many levels......

 

Do you wear any of her ... Umm... Well...Undergarments when you sit in it at night?

 

Just try getting articulation out of that torsion bar suspension set up