Truthfully, my motto has always been, if you get out without calling for help, you aren't really stuck!!!

 

You are bragging about drunk 4-wheeling and getting stuck in a field next to your house? This is the type of thing you don't even tell your friends about. Its like when you're in college and you go out with the fat girl in the dorm down the hall. Maybe you didn't have anything better to do, but jeez....

 

Tha cat is out of the bag...
JK FIREFIGHTER did a fat chick in college!! HAHAHA

 

whats mud? never heard of that.

 

I never said I was drunk. I'm 6' 4" and 233 lbs for goodness sakes.

 

But officer, I only had 7 beers!!!

 

Fixed it for you...

 

hoo ahh I'm on my 10th beer New Years day @ 10:31 am and can still type....now let me get behind the wheel of my JK and see if I can find a mud hole that big...or a Statey waiting for me with a bed and breakfast invite a the local jail.....

HAPPY NEW YEAR kids............

 

Okay first off should have hit it harder. Secons once stuck in soup mud like that all you do by trying to get out without digging and such is dig in deeper. I still agree with everyone else you should not be telling folks this but unlike a buddy of mine at least you did not have to make a phone call to get you out.

 

I'm with ya there, rube, but I have another 15 pounds on ya, so that would give me another buffer beer.
7 beers are just warming up, especially with girlie beers like Coors Light or Bud.
Seeing that you're in Texas, I assume they were manly beers such as Shiner Bock or Negra Modelo. (Man I'd love a Shiner Bock right now.) 5 or 6 of those count as much as 8 girlie beers. (and I don't mean alcohol content, just non-girlieness)