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Ruby vs. Hummer

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Old Feb 26, 2011 | 10:09 AM
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Rock crawling in the hummer? Do you mean getting stuck?
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Old Feb 26, 2011 | 10:16 AM
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lol hes playin
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Old Feb 26, 2011 | 10:21 AM
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I think his wife tied him up and she jumped onto his profile.....anyone know this guy, so they can go check on him? I getting worried....
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Old Feb 26, 2011 | 10:22 AM
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Sounds like his wife hijacked his account. Can't believe a "real" jeeper would say this
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Old Feb 26, 2011 | 12:10 PM
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like borat, maybe he too needs the pussy magnet that comes with the hummer
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Old Feb 26, 2011 | 12:21 PM
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This guy just gave me the runs...
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Old Feb 26, 2011 | 12:26 PM
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Yeah, that hummer glistens like dog turds after a good rain. Probably last as long too..
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Old Feb 26, 2011 | 01:43 PM
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Obvious joke...
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Old Feb 26, 2011 | 01:50 PM
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SICK FREAK
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Old Feb 26, 2011 | 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by CreepJeep
Hi, my name is Joe. I love my Rubicon, but I must say....My wife's Hummer is way better. I don't mean to hate on Jeeps or anything, because I do love my Jeep. However, the way her white Hummer just glistens in the sunlight.... and it's rugged appearance, just makes me have secret thoughts about owning one. I keep telling her to trade her Hummer in for a 4-door Rubicon, but I think it's secretly because I think a 4-door Jeep looks a lot like her Hummer in many ways.

What should I DO?? Sometimes, after she goes to bed at night, I sneak outside & sit in it, and pretend I'm doing some wicked awesome rock crawling in it. I never turn the engine over to hear it run because I'm afraid it will wake her up, but it sounds like a BEAST under that hood!

Maybe I'll buy some bad ass tires for it & tell her it's for "her", when actually... I just wanna see it more mod-ed out. Maybe I'll get her a winch too.....
die fucking troll! poser!
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