lol thats funny

And yes I do get flashed...but usually out in the county. I live in Alabama...mostly everybody has a "country" spirit and background but the county is famous for being inbred retards. For instance thats why everybody NOT from the state thinks we are ALL barefoot, toothless and talk like this "dat der dadgum twister come straight down and carried off my trailer!"

I guess the regular lights on the JK are brighter than any of their 80 model s-10's F-150's and the ever famous 4 door clunkers that go 15mph...

I just ignore them. If I flashed my brights they would probably be reporting a UFO incident the next day and talking about how they got carried off in a space ship or somethin...

 

OUCH - you got me good. :whoaisme:

Gotta save face and say something utterly manly... hmmm... I LIKE BOOBIES!(phew, that'll do it!)

 

uh yeah...

uhm...

Here, hold my beer & watch this...
huh? no we dont need directions.
Just bring the duct tape, no room for the first aid kit with all this beer.

ahh yes, boobicles

 

and now back to our regularly scheduled program...

 

No don't change it! We haven't seen the boobies yet.

 

You barely saved yourself. Any longer and we might have left you permanently in the "you complete me" state.

Oooo, Oooo, .............BURN!!!!!

TAAA DAAA!!!

 

I was waiting for those bouncin' beauties to appear. Thanks for the assist!

 

My dad had some lights on the back of his cherokee for the ocassional tail-gating jerks. On night he had a tailgator... he it the lights and before he knew it... BLUE LIGHTS!!! Heh... it was a cop. The cop gave him two choices... either he could write him up a ticket, or my dad could bust out the lights. DOH!!! He busted out the lights. One of my dad's favorite sayings is this, "Education can be expensive". Heh.. I still give him shit about it.

 

I woulda made up some BS story like, "well I have those because I need them when I go wheeling at night, and I was just reaching down to turn on the radio but it would appear that I fliped the wrong switch. I was trying to keep my eyes on the road while finding the radio button by touch."

 

I know a guy who got flashed, and returned the favor with 4 KC daylighters. The other car countered with flashing blue lights.

You just never know who is flashing you.